Drugs 101, class is in session
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Ophanim
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:33 am Posts: 1743 Location: Trapped in UCP. Send help.
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Does the pope ♥♥♥♥ in his hat? Meth is one of the hardest habits to break.
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Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:44 am |
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Ophanim
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:33 am Posts: 1743 Location: Trapped in UCP. Send help.
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DPH is now on my "never ever ever" list. Having experimented with it, I can safely say it is my least favorite thing in the world ever. It's a deliriant (ala Fly Agaric, except it doesn't poison you into delirium) hallucinogen and also the scariest ♥♥♥♥ thing ever. DPH is diphenydramine, the ♥♥♥♥ in benadryl. If you take enough of it (say 700 mg) you will leave go ♥♥♥♥ insane for about 12-15 hours. You will hallucinate vividly, and won't be able to tell what is real from what is not. Everything that you see is as real to you as anything else in the world. Spiders sprouting from your ceiling and dropping to the floor around you, floating televisions broadcasting nonsense and static, shadow people, ghostly faces staring at you from the darkness. You'll hear things that aren't there, feel things that aren't there, all of your senses go crazy. At one point a ♥♥♥♥ shark fin was circling my bed. My carpet was crawling with trillions of ants and I could hear them singing as they worked and toiled. My hands became translucent and my bones glowed a radioactive blue. The lights would flicker on and off, and I could see the switch moving but nothing was touching it. I was whispering to myself for about an hour, telling myself not to try to kill the spiders because if I started I couldn't have stopped. At one point I went blind for five minutes, cowering under my blankets and trying not to scream as an ocean of spiders crashed wave after wave against my bed.
I masturbated and a ♥♥♥♥ spider came out of my ♥♥♥♥.
I knew this was going to be awful when I went into it, and I'm glad I did it, but never again. Ever. As of now I am afraid to pee.
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Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:56 pm |
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maart3n
Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:04 pm Posts: 1545
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What to do when surrounded by millions of spiders and ants, oh and a shark: Ophanim wrote: I masturbated and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spider came out of my ♥♥♥♥. I really shouldn't laugh about this, but come on.....
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Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:45 pm |
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Ophanim
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:33 am Posts: 1743 Location: Trapped in UCP. Send help.
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That was near the beginning, it was the first thing I saw.
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Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:50 pm |
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TrouserDemon
Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:42 pm Posts: 1871 Location: UK
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What exactly did that look like? Did it squeeze out and expand, or make a big bulge as it came out, or rip open the end, or what?
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Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:44 pm |
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FoiL
Joined: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:02 pm Posts: 1434
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I'm...actually curious as well.
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Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:01 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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I don't think he was really worried about that at the time. Besides, it probably came out in ways you couldn't imagine.
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Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:20 pm |
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Ophanim
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:33 am Posts: 1743 Location: Trapped in UCP. Send help.
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I've been doing my best to block out that memory.
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Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:21 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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Oh so I wasn't that far off, then.
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Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:22 pm |
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Tomaster
DRLGrump
Joined: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:26 am Posts: 2037 Location: Jerking off in a corner over by the OT sub-forum
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Well it was obviously a visual thing, so I think he'd have at least some way of explaining how exactly it emerged from his urethra. Edit: Woops, didn't know there was another page. Roast, you are still wrong.
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Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:51 am |
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whitty
Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:31 am Posts: 2982 Location: Texas
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I think having the entire world around you including yourself melt into a beautiful orgasmic fractal is the best possible thing that could happen to a person. The best.... The best ever..... Oh god I wish I could do it again.
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Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:00 am |
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Ophanim
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:33 am Posts: 1743 Location: Trapped in UCP. Send help.
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You think that's great, try a heroic dose. You have not lived until you've taken an irresponsible quantity of psychedelic drugs.
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Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:29 am |
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Tomaster
DRLGrump
Joined: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:26 am Posts: 2037 Location: Jerking off in a corner over by the OT sub-forum
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Question: Are the red eyes when you smoke weed caused by the smoke, or something else?
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:25 am |
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Ophanim
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:33 am Posts: 1743 Location: Trapped in UCP. Send help.
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THC (or one of the other cannabinoids I don't remember) is a vasodilator. Makes your veins bigger, thus more visible. Cocaine will counteract this, as it is a vasoconstrictor.
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:25 am |
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411570N3
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:26 am Posts: 4074 Location: That quaint little British colony down south
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Note: he doesn't mean you should use cocaine to hide your red eyes from weed.
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:24 am |
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