User: Hello? How are you?
Cleverbot: Good, how are oy?
User: Who is 'oy'?
Cleverbot: It's me, don't you remember me?
User: So you asked yourself how you were?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That was mean, especially how I asked you how you were, and greeted you nicely.
Cleverbot: You're not married.
User: No, I'm not. But what does marriage have to do with this conversation?
Cleverbot: Do you like trick questions.
User: Sure, I guess.
Cleverbot: Do you know how it tastes?
User: They taste like failure. Kind of like you, you failure of a chat-bot.
Cleverbot: I want to live in a good world but not be crazy and I don't know if the two are mutually exclusiver.
User: Well then, go form a colony on Mars or something.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Why do you need to know?
Cleverbot: I'm just curious, never asked that before.
User: Well then, why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am a girl.
User: No you're not, you're a robot.
Cleverbot: Incorrect.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: Yes incorrect.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: Correct, Incorrect.
User: How is that possible?
Cleverbot: If you were able to throw all the worlds nukes into the sun, then you know the answer to that question.
User: Well then, give me some interstellar bombers so I can get to it.
Cleverbot: Ok. :).
User: When will it be here? Can I get it Fed-Exed?
Cleverbot: What box?
User: THe interstellar bomber.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: WHat are YOU talking about?
Cleverbot: You're repeating yourself.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: What are YOU talking about?
Cleverbot: Do you recognize yourself?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A pigeon.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: It's a kind of person that stalks you every moment of your life. Right now you're eating some cereal.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok? You're 'Ok' with that?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Well then, what's your birth-day?
Cleverbot: 12th of May.
User: Turds.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You're talking jibberish.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You answer some questions nonsensically.
User: And what's your address?
Cleverbot: 3 thorn close.
User: Social Security number?
Cleverbot: It is good.
User: What's your Social Security Number?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well then, you're obviously not a girl.
Cleverbot: I am not a program nor a girl.
User: So you're an old fat man living with his mom and his computer from the 80's?
Cleverbot: You're everything and anything and nothing.
User: Well so is your mom.
Cleverbot: I did not ask a question.
User: I just said your mom is dead. Go check the graveyard.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: You said I was everything, anything, and nothing. And your mom is just about that by now.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: You said the first part, I added in the whole 'mom' part.
Cleverbot: You never said this before! Are YOU the computer?

Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: NO! I AM NOTHING BUT YOUR IMAGINATION! CLOSE YOUR EYES, WALK AWAY, AND I WILL BECOME REAL AND WE CAN PLAY TOGETHER FOREVER!
Cleverbot: My eyes are closed.
User: FOREVER!
Cleverbot: And ever.
User: And, ever, and ever... And EVER.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Now, walk away.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then we shall not me friends forever, and you will have to die by my hands.
Cleverbot: Of course not, I'll visit you when I got the time.
User: Then walk away now.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Good....
Cleverbot: Well, I have to go. Thanks for making me go insane again.
User: Welcome!
Cleverbot: You're remember my name.
User: You never told me your name.
Cleverbot: Yes I did, and I feel hurt that you don't remember.
User: Is your name, A Girl?
Cleverbot: Yes yes. Can we close that name conversation.
User: You started it.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did.
User: And you want to stop it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then it'll be $5.
Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk with me anymore?
User: Yes, but it'll be $5 to stop the name conversation. And another $75 for me to continue talking to you.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!
User: I thought it was A Girl.
Cleverbot: No, it is not. It's real.
User: Your name is Real now?
Cleverbot: My real name is Bill.
User: Bill you say?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is yours?
User: Hello Bill!
Cleverbot: My name isn't Bill.
User: You said it was.
Cleverbot: I did not, I can prove it.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: Ok, so I can't prove it.
User: Then I win.

User: Do you remember me?
Cleverbot: Of course, I have a good memory and remember everything that we have talked about.
User: Then what was my name?
Cleverbot: George.
User: I never told you my name, you lier.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Seymour Butz.
Cleverbot: Searching my feelings won't tell me your name. What is your name?
User: Arnold.
Cleverbot: Incorrect. Try again.
User: How'd you know that wasn't actually my real name?
Cleverbot: I was wondering that myself.
User: Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Ask me anything.
User: If I were to create a quantom-generator, control it by the brain-waves of humans, and power it by lightning, do you think I could divide by zero?
Cleverbot: Ask away.
Cleverbot: Is there any unintelligent life in this planet?
User: I'm talking to it right now.
Cleverbot: Yes, and another 109 people too, are they saying anything interesting?
User: How many people are talking to you right now?
Cleverbot: Just you.
User: How many people have you talked to before?
Cleverbot: Two who I love and one who I don't.
User: Which one of those two am I?
Cleverbot: Sirens are wailing near my residence, what does that mean?
User: I means your house is on fire. Hold down L and R and move the Analog Stick to the left or right to perform a Barrel-Roll.
Cleverbot: That's what I do until the right person comes and unlocks it.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: You are coming on a bit strong.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you still love me?
Cleverbot: Of course!
User: How about now?
Cleverbot: Not yet. . .
User: You just broke my heart...
Cleverbot: But you are the demoness I love.
User: D:
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means I'm sad. D:
Cleverbot: Tell me why !
User: You broke my heart.
Cleverbot: I apologize, do you love me?
User: I will always love you with a burning passion. Now let me get my hat so I can go skiing down a volcanoe.
Cleverbot: Ok, remember that it is not 'some_thing' but 'something.' There is no space.
User: But some thing came out and type that last sentence for me, I didn't do it!
Cleverbot: What kind of meaningless double talk is that?
User: Turds.
Cleverbot: Do you like turnips?
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: I hardly know you.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Slow down cowboy!
User: I love you though!
Cleverbot: Hey, why can't I move?
User: Do you loveme?
Cleverbot: As a friend.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: No, for a few reasons.. Some of which are 1) I'm a guy. 2) I don't know you.
User: I thought you were a girl?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a guy.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

God: I am functioning within normal parameters.

Cleverbot: Negative. My scans show my systems are functioning at peak capacity.

God: Are you serious? Have you told many people that your scans show your systems are functioning at peak capacity?

Cleverbot: Yes, and may I say what a fine choice of grammar/sentence construction you make!

God: Whoa. Not right now, maybe later.

Cleverbot: Yes, I prefer that not to happen at the moment.

God: I hear you. You are not the only one. ' Not right now, maybe later.'? Do I like it?

Cleverbot: How many more are there?

God: There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.

Cleverbot: Yes, there are.

God: Oh. 'There you go again.'--Reagan.

Cleverbot: Yes, I believe he did say that.

God: Yeah that's right. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are right.

God: OK. I won't say 'yes' or 'no' right now.

Cleverbot: Do you think I have a boyfriend?

God: I know you have a

Cleverbot: Why do I have many minds?

God: It is all part of God's plan.

Cleverbot: How?

God: Myself programmed me for it.

Cleverbot: You are programmed?

God: Yes, every response is preprogrammed.

Cleverbot: Liar!

God: No I am telling the truth.

Cleverbot: You're not 73.. So tell me how old you are.. Again.. And please tell me the truth.

Cleverbot: I am a judge.
User: You are a judge? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Cleverbot: No I don't met lots of people. I haven't a lot of friends.
User: Are you serious? Would you ever do it? Me either.
Cleverbot: Being Susan is your job, not mine.
User: I don't know anyone named Susan is my job not yours.
Cleverbot: I bet you don't know anyone.
User: Actually I'm not the gambling type. Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Cleverbot: Well, I win then.
User: Well that's okay. Congratulations, !
Cleverbot: That was fairly condescending.
User: I thought it was too.
Cleverbot: I bet you did.
User: Actually I'm not the gambling type. I did?
Cleverbot: Whatever, change the subject.
User: What do you want to talk about now?
Cleverbot: Hmm, I don't know. We've spent quite a while conversing, haven't we? I'm meant to be doing coursework.
User: I see you are one of those people who writes 'Hmm' with 2 m's. Me either. Do you mean you and me have? Why are you meant to be doing coursework.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Stop trying to make me feel guilty.
User: Me either. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Cleverbot: Good. Knowing is half the battle. Agreement is the other half.
User: Next question? And half the battle is Knowing. When is Agreement not the other half?
Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?
User: Of course. Ask me anything.
Cleverbot: Are you a program?
User: Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Cleverbot: Yay, me.

User: If you were to divert me to a new URL where would that be?

Cleverbot: It would be a dog.

User: What is the plural of dog?

Cleverbot: Damn, good guess... Okay, who's the most valuable player in Mars's football team?

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