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So, too often have I been bored, and found myself wanting to post something, just for the sake of posting. Unfortunately, most mods in this fine establishment frown upon going too off-topic. So I've had to stifle that reflex. But I've decided to run a little experiment. This topic is designed to be off-topic. It's where you post whatever you want. A cool video you saw, an awesome idea you just had, or a place to vent to anonymous ears. ♥♥♥♥, maybe you're baked, and feel like spewing nonsense. As long as it's not NSFW, or excessively vulgar, it will be tolerated. Discussion is encouraged as well, but don't be afraid to throw something entirely unrelated in, if you don't like the way the discussion is heading. So let's see if we can keep this running.

I'll start us off with some classy thread music.


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Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:11 am
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have you ever tried to take a piss while you have a boner?

its really difficult


Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:43 am
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Especially if you pee sitting down.


Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:53 am
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tbh I find that kind of easier, as you can bend your body forwards and then your penis downwards further.

...how is this the first topic you came up with?

Official off-topic thread is a good idea.


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It varies from person to person, but to do that I have to lean forwards uncomfortably far.


Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:56 am
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Typical Contrary, talk about whatever you want; boners.

EDIT: Also i like the idea of this thread.


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Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:14 am
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411570N3 wrote:
It varies from person to person, but to do that I have to lean forwards uncomfortably far.

I guess, though that happens if you're standing up too, surely?


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This is quite a strange topic.

Do any of you cook? I've been taking cooking classes; I don't have to eat so much ramen because of it.


Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:58 am
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I've never had problems with peeing with a boner.
Though most of you might find it weird that I always sit in the toilet.
Except public toilets. And all dirty ones.
But at home I sit. Always.


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Yeah, urinating standing up is doubly difficult when I'm erect.
As for cooking, I can do heaps of stuff, especially when eggs are involved. I'm not amazing or anything, but I can do some nice things.


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When I get a boner and try to pee, I don't think it's necessarily the length of my member that's the issue (because c'mon I'm not going to pretend that I have some 12" monster) but it seems like my urethra magically transforms from a water slide to a high powered cannon when I get stiff, and I usually have to stand relatively far away (2-3 feet) to avoid pissing on the back of the toilet.

Oh, and I can cook pretty well.


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I've been learning how to make root vegetables more than anything. I was always needed for cooking around the house when I was younger (there weren't enough hands), so I picked up quite a bit of basic skills. I just don't know any specifics.


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Ragdollmaster wrote:
but it seems like my urethra magically transforms from a water slide to a high powered cannon when I get stiff

Haha that is so true
It usually gets rid of my boner so in the end it doesn't matter, but at least that helps when I need to get rid of it
I can barely cook, best I can do is mac and cheese, but when you have that what else do you need?


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Ramen. When all you have is M&C, you are in desperate need of more ramen.

That's my religion: a faithful follower of the ramen noodle.


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I cannot urinate with ease with a boner.
Which is actually a natural mechanism to prevent Urine mixing with Semen.


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