I wasn't for a month, so you'll probably lose your job, but in the meantime, I won millions playing online poker.

So the surgery is paid for, right? (I mean, with that poker moneys)

Oh, no, I lost that money when I bet a friend that my nut wouldn't have a torsion until next year.

Still, that was a lot of lost cash, if I knew it wouldn't be as easy to pay I'd have lost my nut.

How was Disneyland?

Well, you have successfully made my manglands feel uncomfortable from across the Atlantic ocean, which is kind of scary. On the other hand, good thing you didn't lose half your manliness, because that would suck for any man. And that would've made every other set of balls on this forum feel even more sympathy.

hehe

balls

Anyways, glad you're ok, welcome back.

Now I've got a nice scar on my sack, I'll upload some photos some day.

No, you really don't need to.