I sit on the endless grey expanse, its dusty as hell and free of all mankind... Except me. Look at the stars they say, look how small they are, I'm looking at one now, as hell its not small at all. Surprised I'm not burning to death? So am I. Wondering how I'm writing this? I'm not, some computer in my suit does it for me. Nice to hear your own voice? Certainly except when its the only voice you hear. Speak up Andy! Speak up! Tell me something about yourself. "Uuuu, should I continue recording your speech", that's what he said, he wouldn't write his own dialogue haha, too shy aren't we Andy? Guess your cozy now reading this somewhere in a warm place. Frankly I'm not sure how this feels right now, probably mild, suit temperature. Andy, what's my suit temperature? "Mild sir.", he says. Well, for a suit AI your not very accurate are you? Anyway so I'm sitting on this grey expanse, probably a moon of some sort in this silver suit thing, quite nice actually, except it would be nice if there were wind now. I've just got my sight, nothing to hear, nothing even to smell or taste for that matter. Are you done reading my diary entry yet? Guess not. Well, let's see, jip, little oxygen left. Guess it wont be a while then. I'll just wait here, until I die.

I guessed badly, I'm not dead yet. Am I a zombie!? Hoooo!!!! 'Gargles', nope. Let's see here, jip oxygen is up. Andy, what's up! I'm still here, what's my body health level? "Normal sir". Interesting, you know, alternatively I could just be sleeping and all this a great misunderstanding, I'm actually really dead. Wait, I can't dream while I'm dead can I? Andy! Pinch me! 'I can't do that sir' Well I'm giving you permission to do so Andy. "Sir, I have no body, it would be imposs..." I understand you want to be a real boy but first of all your a suit Andy! a suit! To bad though, YOU could have helped us get out of here, now I'm here stuck with no oxygen and still breathing! How is that even remotely possible!? Hmmm. Oh well, let's see here yes, yes, wonder if this planet could be terraformed. Well I wouldn't call it a planet, tiny little thing, with a massive star! Hmmm. Nope everything is dead so can't have been terraformed. Ok, let's see, yes I might still be alive, who cares, its not like there's any way off this smooth craterish grey rock expanse thingy and by the way I'm tired, I always talk like this when I am. Going to sleep now, Rodgers out. Haha Rodgers out, zzzzzzz.

Well got some sleep, Andy? ... Stange, Andy? Jip I'm hitting my backpack, work damit, Andy, I can't loose you now! Goddamit. Well the recorder is still working, but not Andy. I should keep talking. I'm walking. I can't sit in that one spot any longer. My mouth is super dry. Wait a minute, that, that wasn't there before. Strange. Wish I actually crashed with a ship here. Wait, damit, struggling to remember how we, how I got here! Um think! Wait! Who's that. No! No! Their not real! Their not ♥♥♥♥ real! Zombots arnt real zombots arnt real! God no! Its heading this way! Oh God no! I don't want to be a cyborg zombie zombot thing! ♥♥♥♥, its closing in, wait here's a crater... I'm.. I'm out of breath! ♥♥♥♥ how am I still ♥♥♥♥ breathing and Andy! Andy! ♥♥♥♥! AHHH its here, its here! Oh God no its got me! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! FUUUCKKK!!! THAT...

GOD DAMIT! Who gave me a nightmare pill! ♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥holes!
"Hey are you alright?"
Who the ♥♥♥♥ are you! Where am I?!

SOME TIME EARLIER IN THE UNIVERSE
Caon: We are in space now, orion spur, sector Cg'48x moderate, milky way galaxy... Just incase someone from another galaxy one day gets this.

VIaria: Caons always saying things like that, I still love him though, after all um "14 years,mam", ah yes Trixy, thanks, 14 years. Had sex with him last night, was soooo good, really I mean, to think after all these years I think its even better than I remember, I mean Rodgers should be great but I mean for now Caons is the best.

Caon: We are heading to sector Xg'39f moderate, orion spur. Super excited. After taking on some resting from space travel for a few years at space station Conak, its about time I got my space back in thrust.

Vlairia: Yeah was quite a bit getting him back to space traveling, after his best friend died I guess you get afraid right. Ah my coffey, nice and cold, sometimes like now, we get heat overroll from the crygonetic reactors beneath us, why these had to be right under the flight dek, NO body knows.

Caon:
wonder when rodgers will be on flight dek, probably sleeping, nope actually he just woke. Strange to think, even though I'm the captain that I'm still basically hitching a ride since Vlair, Rodgers and the rest, were the ones who came around with the ship, picked me up at station and yet, still made me captain, even after what happened. Guess I have experience don't I, Jilline? "Yes sir, you should remember that you have still spent 19 years in space travel, without staying at any stationary location for longer than 4 months according to my logs entry, you have had a well deserved brake sir, despite what happened to your brother" , brother yes, I think, Vlair still thinks he was only my best friend.

Vlairia: reason if needed why I said the things I said was cause seriously Caon taking off the edge and reducing his age! Wow that's pretty cool, guess even after his friends death, fact of the matter is he still made that gold from that one expedition to Conrania so he could afford it easily. As the treasure hunter he is, guess his findings there were the best he or his brothers could ever have found. But that's just my guess, maybe they had something even bigger they wanted to find next. Luckily hehe, I was like very young when I first met him, yes I also had about 2 years taken of myself, but not nearly as much as he has and now we are closer in age than we ever were.

Caon: we are nearing jump space. <Rodgers has entered the flight deck>. Can someone switch off that announcer ai, its sort of weird, but your all use to it arnt you? I can just imagine, "Caon has entered the bathroom", nope, someone, switch it off. Hey Rodgers! "Hey hey, sorry I just woke now, yawn, damn suit telling me I should get more sleep, changed my wake time. yawn, yawn, how have you been?" Well I'm much better, now that you guys are pulling me along in Critisia mendum, a brilliant ship, few things you guys could work on though, nudge nudge, wink wink, ai announcements, and also great being your captain, thanks. "Oh no, I wouldn't be able to really be captain of this ship anyway, not with a crazy snobler", "Vliaria: comeon! He's not that bad, he's our heavy weapons expert and he's seen and been through quite an ordeal", "Rodgers: he's a snobler, what more do you want from him other than snoblering, come on, their one and only capability and speciality is being crazy!"
Ok we have reached a jump space. I'm activating the jumper modules now, and you Rodgers should strap yourself in.

Vlairia: yes Rodgers. He's squinting at me, I love it when he does that. Anyhow, let's see here, positioning is OX_¥€± :: OX.
Acquiring jump access from tradestar Sosus.
Jump access is granted.
Ready to jump at your call captain.

Caon: Its been so long... jumping, now.

You are in a human testing ship.
You and some of your kind are being conditionally tested. Please remain calm. Thank you.

So the zombots arnt real!?

No. They are real, very real other wise how would we be able to transfer its networking body frame and behavioral matrix into your dream conscious state of mind?
Took quite a bit to scan him though, we have unfortunately lost two fighters in the process and also a cargo ship in the progress.
But now we can make them if we so wish to.

For now all we do wish to do is test your reactions to different circumstances so we can better over come your species. Please understand and also co-operate with us. Thank you once again. For staying calm.

You put me in a freaking paralysis field, I can't even move!

Yes I know, I was just testing your response once again.