Crimson Illution Products (not a corp): My avatar

Yeah... not many people liked my Pivot avs... so i decidedto wait abit... go on with a motionless vid... heh... not really my personality but ive been thinking bout maknig one bout it...

I love dragons and fire... heh... anybody here good at making dragon pics??? i can draw dragons... but i cant paint'em on the comp...

maplestory, nuf sed

Well...
I found a hilarious picture of a Metroid and posted it on another forums.
One girl was bored, so she made it into an avii.
'Nuff said.
I keep it cause I'm lazy.

Well, you see, the problem is I do have an avatar, you can't see it because you are not worthy to view it. It is so awesome it only shows itself to those who are worthy enough. It has the ability to make heads explode, and field of cattle die. It can also walk on water.

The back story is one night me and Chuck Norris were having an arm wrestle match and then he released he was losing. He then got very angry and jumped from his seat. He pointed at me and said,"F*ck you guy!" and walked out the door. I knew from that point I had a curse on me. I ran out the door and did a double back flip helix kidney twist leg split thing on to the roof about six hundred feet up. So then some F-16s came by to blow me off the roof in a group of somewhere around ten thousand. I didn't have time to count them all, so I counted somewhere around half. Then I jumped off the roof leaving an explosion behind and grabbed onto one of the wings of a plane. It was going at about three thousand kilometers per hour and I climbed up to the cock pit and threw the pilot out. So I got in and flew to Vegas. I landed perfectly on a bunch of poles standing vertically on a casino. So I jumped down and went down stairs. When I turned the corner there was a huge crowd of terrorists that were holding hot women in cages. Then I decided I had to foil their plot to detonate a time bomb at the Icee factory which would send the world into tasteless Armageddon. I ran up and round house kicked the guy and he exploded. Then as the terrorists stared in awe their heads imploded from such epicness. So I got down and freed all the women and struggled through them crowding around me and offering life time supplies of beer and sex for the rest of my life. I had to find Chuck Norris. So I shot a grappling hook at the chandelier and went through the wall waving to the women yelling "call me!" So I did like sixty back flips and landed in the black hawk I had radioed to get me to Chuck Norris' underwater sea base.

So then when we got there, I jumped out and plunged into the depths and went down speeding like a torpedo and destroyed some submarines on my way down and went straight into Chuck Norris' secret base. Then the whole place was leaking. I went from hallway to hallway round housing and falcon punching my way to Chuck Norris. I finally got there and rammed my way through a wall of six stories of cement and titanium. I found Chuck at the master computer about to detonate a dinosaur bomb which would send raptors on rockets speeding around the world killing all in their path. Then we shook hands and called it a day. I bought Chuck a beer, he lifted the curse and didn't destroy the world, and all was happy. And so, I was bestowed this awesome avatar by the people of Earth.

So yeah that's why you can't see it.

Ain't nobody cooler than Norris, except Bruce Lee.

My avatar is just something funny I found while searching google.

My avitar is the truth.

wops... forgot my backstory... I just wanted to be original... and well recognised... that all and what about my sig? well the drunk part is true.. I can give full log what I was writing... and the post count in Canyon Crash... well lets just say i came im the right time...

Uh, my avi was supposed to be white, but it isn't. And I made a corp. So it says leader. That's my story.

I found mine while reading the Twisted Spork.
Page 150, the birthplace of my avatar.

Made my avatar. I love scythes. THEY ARE TEH WIN.

So I added bloody, shattered glass and a scythe and some words... and then was born my ava.

It's David Gilmour.

Because he's awesome.

P.S. MAJOR cookie to anyone that can tell me the connectin between this av and my last one.

What was your last one?

This was my last av

That's you, who looks a lot like him. amirite?

Yeah I was the one who posted that, how did you find the code?