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 GoW3: Clayton Carmine 
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Do you think the latest Carmine brother in the GoW series should live or die in GoW3? If you think he should die, list in very explicit detail how he should die.

Remember, we're talking about this guy:
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He can wield an assault chaingun with one hand whilst strangling a grub with the other. If he's going to die, his death must be so 3p0k that it takes at least half of the Lambent Locust Horde with him


Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:03 pm
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Sniper to the head, again.

Edit: and it explodes in the most gory way possible.


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While I can agree on the incredibly gory part, you'll notice that the deaths in GoW for the Carmine bros become increasingly more epic (eg: Sniper to the head < Ripped apart by the immune system of a giant worm).

A bullet to the head just wouldn't do the man justice! I recommend some sort of incredibly epic Lambent Berserker Last Stand with his bear BARE hands, taking down like, 20 of them with his raw fists before pulling pins on all his grenades and charging at the last 50 of them (killing them all, of course)


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Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:46 pm
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Man of this size and manliness needs fuel. And when he hungers, this happens: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=19362

On the flip side, we could always just pray to every god in existence that they kill off Baird instead.


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Joe wrote:
bear hands



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Putting that aside, it'll probably be a last stand while defending a bomb.


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FoiL wrote:
Putting that aside, it'll probably be a last stand while defending running a bomb to the endzone.


Also, GoW3 needs this gun.
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Adam Sessler @ Comic-con wrote:
"Carmine killing is a tradition! Breaking tradition is not cool."


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Chainsaw + gun = Chainsawgun
Train + gun = Traingun?
Silly, in my opinion... funny though.


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Oobagoo wrote:
Chainsaw + gun = Chainsawgun
Train + gun = Traingun?


Someone should totally make that in Heph Thunders...


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How the hell would he fit a whole train in his inventory?


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How the hell would he fit a whole train in his inventory?

The same way he fits his enormous biceps into his armour.


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Talking bout the heph thunders guy, not the awesome muscle guy with a shoot to kill attitude.


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You know how I think he should die? Carmine should do the whole "Last stand" thing, then die, then get vomited on by one of those mutated Lambent grubs, turn into a horribly mutated Carmine with Lambent powers, and resume killing Locust until he's simply ripped to shreds and there's nothing left.

Post-mortem raeg ftw.

@Lizard: Or at least the Chainsaw + Gun = Lancer assault rifle


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Lizard wrote:
Talking bout the heph thunders guy, not the awesome muscle guy with a shoot to kill attitude.

Whoops. :V
My bad.


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Oh my, yet more hypermasculine power-armoured twats.


I think they should wipe out the entire squad and replace them with characters that are less insipid than a slice of buttered bread.


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