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Commander, the XCOM initative is a go
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Author:  Skiv [ Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Commander, the XCOM initative is a go

Commander!
Welcome to your base of operation. Here you will be able to maintain all of your operations.
First of all, we are sorry you lost 3 of your best men in your first encounter. But such a loss can not outweigh the fate of future battles that lay ahead of you. Let me summarize what happened before you arrived and show you the crew.
We have 4 soldiers that are ready to fight

[*] Corporal Bigmeat Shitdicker. A hardass, excuse that language, ♥♥♥♥. One of the best heavy gunners in all of Northern America. He killed two Sectoids aka, X-rays with one shot of his trusty Rocket Launcher.

[*] Corporal Piston Man. French. Sniper. He killed a man from 2km, from the Eiffel Tower. Incredible man. Also likes to eat bacon.

[*] Corporal Ban McRax. Assault soldier. Angry Scottish man. He carries a shotgun. Nothing says "Boom" more, that a buckshot in the face, point blank.

[*] Squaddie YINDRINKS BOREALE. Italian. Support soldier. He dresses.. Unusual.. Was gravely wounded the other battle

Our research is rather weak right now. But we plan on capturing a live alien, to study and interrogate it.
Right now we have the chamber to hold the alien, and a Nano-Fiber Vest. It increases the survival rate of our soldiers.

Author:  Izen [ Sun Oct 14, 2012 11:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Commander, the XCOM initative is a go

Fun fact: Naming soldiers certain things turns them into super-soldiers
There are four names that have been discovered so far

Author:  caekdaemon [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Commander, the XCOM initative is a go

Otto Zander, Sid Meier, Ken Levine, Joe Kelly.

Bamn. Cheat names off the top of my head.

Author:  Natti [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:11 am ]
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Bigmeat Shitdicker looks like a tough fellow

Author:  unwoundpath [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:25 am ]
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caekdaemon wrote:
Otto Zander


Devs are awesome, that was a great LP.

Author:  caekdaemon [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:27 pm ]
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unwoundpath wrote:
caekdaemon wrote:
Otto Zander


Devs are awesome, that was a great LP.

Firaxis are bros like that. I'm expecting that they'll make an expansion pack or three for this game, like they did with Civ 4.

Author:  Joseh123 [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:05 pm ]
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If my computer could run XCOM - Enemy Unknown, I would play Tibia-- WITHOUT LAG.

Also, that Italian should be named Ponyus or something related to ponies somehow.

Author:  Dauss [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:22 pm ]
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Joseh123 wrote:
Also, that Italian should be named Ponyus or something related to ponies somehow.


No.

Author:  Joseh123 [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:30 pm ]
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Dauss wrote:
Joseh123 wrote:
Also, that Italian should be named Ponyus or something related to ponies somehow.


No.

What that does? I don't want a virus or a un-close-able-porn-window.

Author:  Metal Chao [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:41 pm ]
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You think a global moderator is going to link you to a virus or an un-closable porn window?

Author:  Dauss [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:55 pm ]
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metal chao wrote:
You think a global moderator is going to link you to a virus or an un-closable porn window?


I saw that edit.

It's ok, you can call me admin baby <3

Author:  Metal Chao [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:56 pm ]
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Admin and Global Mod are both similar shades of red, that is my one* weakness :(

Feel free to tick that Founder box though**, maybe stick some capital letters in that name

*one weakness that is relevant to this discussion
**you can't because it's greyed out but for the purposes of the joke

Author:  Lizardheim [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:09 pm ]
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Joseh123 wrote:
Also, that Italian should be named Ponyus or something related to ponies somehow.

You should name a rookie Joseh123 and sacrifice him to the otherworlders for this heresy.

Author:  Dauss [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Commander, the XCOM initative is a go

This idea pleases me.

Author:  Joseh123 [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:59 pm ]
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You guys hate me so much.
I love you guys so much <3

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