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 It's a fudging craft gun, gentlemen. 
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Srsly. CrazyMLC's Engine Cannon inspired me to make something for the lulz.

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It's the CRAFT GUN OF RAWRELZ. It alternates between firing Drop Ship MK1's and Rocket MK1's, with very little recoil, and at a rate of 2 shots per second. Also, it's made out of Test, so it won't really break.

Pre-emptive FAQ:

Q: Isn't this overpowered?
A: Yes it is, a lot.

Q: Why didn't you make a custom sprite, you lazy ♥♥♥♥?
A: Because i'm a lazy ♥♥♥♥ and i didn't intend this to be a serious mod.

Q: Are you GOING to make a custom sprite? :3
A: Nope.

Q: BUT IT-
A: NO SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT BALANCE THIS IS ABOUT LULZ

Q: Is it dangerous to yourself?
A: The firing itself is usually harmless, but in some cases, if the craft gibs mid-air, you may be showered in deadly deadly gibs from behind.

Q: Can i please flame and troll the ♥♥♥♥ out of you for making such a piece of ♥♥♥♥?
A: No, go eat a cucumber.

Q: Anything else we need to be aware of?
A: Don't let your annoying sibling(s) get hold of this bastard.

Q: You can't possibly be serious about THAT name!
A: No. Now ask a question instead.

Q: You sure you won't be making this into a huge ♥♥♥♥ pack of craft guns?
A: Yes.

Q: Shouldn't this be in the Minor Mod Compendium?
A: Well, yes, but it's kind of locked with a very angry padlock.

Edit: Post-post FAQ:

Q: Is this even new?
A: No, it has been made before, though not for B22.

Q: Did you spend a whole lot of time on this?
A: 15 minutes, plus/minus 10.

That's all, ladies and gentlemen. Now for the download.

Edit: Props to The Mind for the FSL-something gun he made before this one, even though they're entirely unrelated.


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Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:19 pm
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wow..... I don't know what to say here..... Well done Sir.


Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:25 pm
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:26 pm
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♥♥♥♥, didn't see that one back then, better add some props to the OP. >.>
Or are you talking about giffing it?

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Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:33 pm
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I think he means the fiery holes an' ♥♥♥♥.


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Theres nothing more joyful than the ability to shoot and entire air craft at a actor and watch in awe.


Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:09 pm
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Lawl, I remember defending the existance of the last craft launcher someone made for build 19 or 20 against Grif who was upset with the lack of originality taking up the majority of the mods section. I liked the craft launcher back then because it was simple fun, there was a slowdown of new mods in the months heading up towards build 21, and there was a low gravity space stage that was perfect for it.

Seeing it posted once again by someone entirely different half a year later does make me sort of side with Grif though. Especially since we now have lua scripting and better quality vanilla conent which many people have made good use of. I guess its not outright bad that this was put up again since stupid stuff like this is mildly amusing at times and there's no build 22 version until now, but I kind of wish it wasn't posted as something new and crazy since it was already done a few times in the past. I'm not against people making this stuff when there isn't a lot of it for the current build of the time, but don't sell it as glamorous and unique. Chances are if you only had to change or add like 2 lines of code to make something then its likely already been done by some other random modder or Zalo. Just keep that in mind for reference. Otherwise, thnx for the launcher.


Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:14 pm
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I just realized it was Shook who posted this. Wtf Shook, you should know better. Now you have to start making a bunch of awesome drop rockets like the plasma one you made to make up for this.


Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:30 pm
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haha CrazyMLC got pwned. x )
"Why launch an engine if you can lob the entire fudging craft?"

Great for lulz although it could use a fiery burning emitter on it like that craft gun in the gif. It would multiply the epic.


Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:34 pm
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hey nice mod Dled in like 1/2 a second.i like the name too.but where did you get the char in the pic from? :-P

Edit:oh just noticed its from your sig army i better dl that too don't have that :grin:


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Phatmonkey wrote:
Now you have to start making a bunch of awesome drop rockets like the plasma one you made to make up for this.

He doesn't have to do anything. I find this mod more enjoyable than quite a few "faction" mods, because it's something fun and not at all balanced. One or two of these sprinkled in with all the factions makes my day better.


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Rocket should have the engines activated.
One-up the bazooka-users!


Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:58 pm
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Duh102 wrote:
Phatmonkey wrote:
Now you have to start making a bunch of awesome drop rockets like the plasma one you made to make up for this.

He doesn't have to do anything. I find this mod more enjoyable than quite a few "faction" mods, because it's something fun and not at all balanced. One or two of these sprinkled in with all the factions makes my day better.


Yes, its fun, I even thanked him for it at the end of my post. But DONT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGE HIM FROM MAKING MORE DROPROCKETS AS AWESOME AS THE PLASMA ROCKET. My lord, its like you're trying to steal my dreams and burn them up in front of me O___O


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Phatmonkey wrote:
My lord, its like you're trying to steal my dreams and burn them up in front of me O___O

That's exactly it.
People who don't even know you hate you and wish for your suffering.
It has nothing to do with behavior viewed as impolite at all.


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I love this :D It's just what I need to piss off my little bro :D


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