CLUBBING. We all know how fun it is, and we all know how hard it is to give a decent clubbing in Cortex Command. But no more! With the Clubbomatic, you can summon a huge, 5-ton club to club the ♥♥♥♥ out of that guy in your vicinity!
Made out of the finest clubbing wood, this club is simply outstanding when it comes to clubbing! Our patented swing-aimer allows you to see who and where you club, and also gives you a rough feeling of how dangerous the club will be. In the red end of the aimer, the club moves at the highest speed (naturally), and hits with immense force, capable of destroying even craft in one blow!
Unfortunately, the club is rather dumb, and only knows how to swing right. But don't worry, as long as you aren't moving left at very high speeds, you won't be clubbed.
Only 100 oz, get yours today!
Off-sale notes: I didn't put a whole lot of effort into the device itself, so for now, it remains a small button.
Update 1: Now featuring the deadly deadly Clubbomatic 360, which spawns a club that swings in a full circle most of the time. (Random lifetime variations bug me)
Also, the clubs now weigh 5 tons.
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and shook the bat emits major lulz from me.
(Works quite nicely, apart from small variations in lifetime)
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