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 Roll to Roll to Dodge 
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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
>Sit back and smell the roasting Pony hair


Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:16 am
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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
Where's Toko's Wizard Robe? He needs a Wizard Robe to go with his Wizard Hat.


Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:55 am
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Rolling.

Bentus [1]: You decide to sit back by your open window and smell the pony hair burn. You take a deep breath, and choke as a burning pony hair flies through the air, into your mouth, and down your throat. You hack and cough until the vile intruder is expelled from your lung.
Inventory:
- Godly Schrodinger's Cupcake
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Mayor of Purrolia

Tomaster [0]: Physics? PHYSICS ARE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥.
With a hop, skip, and a jump, you can now change your size at will!
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Abilities:
Conditions:
- Sticky

Duh102 [0]: You shake your head free of distractions, and gaily gallop out the Pony Express, following your map to Ponyville! About 30 seconds after your departure, the Pony Express is burned to the ground by an angry mob, with all the ponies screaming in agony as they burn to death inside it.
Inventory:
- Map to Ponyville
Abilities:
- Apprentice of Disguise
- Pony Transformation
Conditions:
- Disguised as Pony

Roast Veg [0]: After untangling the hair from around your legs, you turn your head to the right. The ear hairs whip around when you do. You spin your head the other way, and the hairs whip around again. This could possibly be construed as DEADLY!
Inventory:
Abilities:
- Ear Hair Whips
Conditions:
- Pants-less
- Ridiculous Ear Hair

Tokochiro [1]: You give the Paper Robot the Paper Gun, and fashion yourself a Paper Staff! You then equip the Paper Hat! YOU ARE A PAPER WIZARD!
Inventory:
- Paper Robot
-- Paper Gun
- Paper Bullet
- Paper Wizard Hat
Abilities:
Conditions:
- The Mailman
- Paper Wizard

Game Events:
Bentus is in his Office.
Tomaster is in a giant Healing Cupcake.
Duh102 is on the road to Ponyville.
Roast Veg is somewhere in the city.
Tokochiro is the Mailman.


Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:21 am
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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
> Summon a baker's dozen of cupcakes out of nowhere. If this is not possible, make it possible, then do it.


Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:43 am
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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
Make a paper robe and wear it,then summon the paper god.


Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:03 pm
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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
Damn straight, physics.
Bust outta that cupcake by growing to be bigger than the cupcake itself.


Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:26 pm
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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
> GO WILD AND CRAZY WITH MY NEW EAR HAIR.


Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:09 pm
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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
>Learn some programming language, preferably C++, Java, or Python


Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:18 pm
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Roll frenzy, part 1.

Bentus [1]: That was unpleasant. Somehow, your train of thought veers to programming languages, and you decide to learn C++. 4 internet tutorials later, you still have no damn idea how to do any C++. Well, aside from the code for "Hello World!".
Inventory:
- Godly Schrodinger's Cupcake
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Mayor of Purrolia

Tomaster [0]: "HULK SMASH!"
An enormous Tomaster bursts out from the giant cupcake terrorizing the city, and begins terrorizing the city.
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Abilities:
Conditions:
- Sticky
- Giant

Duh102 [0> CUPCAKES]: 1300 cupcakes suddenly appear above you, burying you in a mound of delicious frosting and cake and knocking you right out of your disguise.
Inventory:
- Map to Ponyville
Abilities:
- Apprentice of Disguise
- Pony Transformation
Conditions:
- Buried in Cupcakes

Roast Veg [1]: You spin around in place, and your ear hair wraps around your head and neck. You seem to be having trouble breathing now. Oh dear.
Inventory:
Abilities:
- Ear Hair Whips
Conditions:
- Pants-less
- Ridiculous Ear Hair
- Suffocating (Death in 2 turns)

Tokochiro [1]: A Paper Wizard needs a Paper Robe! You quickly craft one, then don it! You are EENVEENCEEBLE!
Inventory:
- Paper Robot
-- Paper Gun
- Paper Bullet
- Paper Wizard Hat
- Paper Robe
Abilities:
Conditions:
- The Mailman
- Paper Wizard

Game Events:
Bentus is in his Office.
Tomaster is standing in the ruins of a Giant Cupcake.
Duh102 is on the road to Ponyville.
Roast Veg is somewhere in the city.
Tokochiro is the Mailman.


Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:08 am
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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
Make a paper sword capable of dealing papercuts.
Use mahjick powas to summon the papah god


Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:30 am
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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
Part my ear hair enough to allow me to breathe.


Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:40 am
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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
> Pony Transformation! Transform into a pony and take the cupcakes to ponyville.


Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:28 am
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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
>Make it possible for me to stop failing rolls, and then do so.


Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:01 am
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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
GRAAAH! LET'S KILL PONIES
Go on a crusade against the ponies. Take a lot of healing cupcake with me.


Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:01 pm
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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
None of my others are ready, so this one gets zeh roll!

Bentus [1]: Your roll to stop failing rolls fails.
Inventory:
- Godly Schrodinger's Cupcake
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Mayor of Purrolia

Tomaster [1]: Raging, you begin stomping and crushing everything that moves. Most of these things are catpeople, since the ponies were already burned alive in the Pony Express, PnonyVille's embassy to Purrolia. The army mobilizes.
Inventory:
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Sticky
- Giant

Duh102 [0]: You pop your head out of the pile, now transformed into a Unicorn. Using Unicorn Magic, you gather up a baker's dozen of cupcakes, and start the walk to PonyVille! Hmm, the roads seem calm today, aside from the giant monster back in the city.
Inventory:
- Map to Ponyville
Abilities:
- Apprentice of Disguise
- Pony Transformation
Conditions:
- Buried in Cupcakes

Roast Veg [0]: You grab onto your ear hairs, and rip them straight out of your ears. You then unwrap the hair from your neck, and fall to the ground clutching the sides of your head in pain.
Inventory:
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Pants-less

Tokochiro [1]: Paper Katana is go! Goddamn, you are a straight up badass!
Inventory:
- Paper Robot
-- Paper Gun
- Paper Bullet
- Paper Wizard Hat
- Paper Robe
- Paper Katana
Abilities:
Conditions:
- The Mailman
- Paper Wizard

Game Events:
Bentus is in his Office.
Tomaster is rampaging in Purrolia.
Duh102 is on the road to Ponyville.
Roast Veg is somewhere in the city.
Tokochiro is the Mailman.


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