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Bentus
Joined: Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:20 am Posts: 43
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
>Sit back and smell the roasting Pony hair
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Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:16 am |
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Yoman987
Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:06 am Posts: 196 Location: In front of keyboard, staring at monitor. (WA, Oz)
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
Where's Toko's Wizard Robe? He needs a Wizard Robe to go with his Wizard Hat.
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Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:55 am |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
Rolling.
Bentus [1]: You decide to sit back by your open window and smell the pony hair burn. You take a deep breath, and choke as a burning pony hair flies through the air, into your mouth, and down your throat. You hack and cough until the vile intruder is expelled from your lung. Inventory: - Godly Schrodinger's Cupcake Abilities: Conditions: - Mayor of Purrolia
Tomaster [0]: Physics? PHYSICS ARE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥. With a hop, skip, and a jump, you can now change your size at will! Inventory: Abilities: Conditions: - Sticky
Duh102 [0]: You shake your head free of distractions, and gaily gallop out the Pony Express, following your map to Ponyville! About 30 seconds after your departure, the Pony Express is burned to the ground by an angry mob, with all the ponies screaming in agony as they burn to death inside it. Inventory: - Map to Ponyville Abilities: - Apprentice of Disguise - Pony Transformation Conditions: - Disguised as Pony
Roast Veg [0]: After untangling the hair from around your legs, you turn your head to the right. The ear hairs whip around when you do. You spin your head the other way, and the hairs whip around again. This could possibly be construed as DEADLY! Inventory: Abilities: - Ear Hair Whips Conditions: - Pants-less - Ridiculous Ear Hair
Tokochiro [1]: You give the Paper Robot the Paper Gun, and fashion yourself a Paper Staff! You then equip the Paper Hat! YOU ARE A PAPER WIZARD! Inventory: - Paper Robot -- Paper Gun - Paper Bullet - Paper Wizard Hat Abilities: Conditions: - The Mailman - Paper Wizard
Game Events: Bentus is in his Office. Tomaster is in a giant Healing Cupcake. Duh102 is on the road to Ponyville. Roast Veg is somewhere in the city. Tokochiro is the Mailman.
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Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:21 am |
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Duh102
happy carebear mom
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:40 am Posts: 7096 Location: b8bbd5
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
> Summon a baker's dozen of cupcakes out of nowhere. If this is not possible, make it possible, then do it.
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Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:43 am |
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Tokochiro
Joined: Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:54 am Posts: 806
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
Make a paper robe and wear it,then summon the paper god.
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Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:03 pm |
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Tomaster
DRLGrump
Joined: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:26 am Posts: 2037 Location: Jerking off in a corner over by the OT sub-forum
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
Damn straight, physics. Bust outta that cupcake by growing to be bigger than the cupcake itself.
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Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:26 pm |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
> GO WILD AND CRAZY WITH MY NEW EAR HAIR.
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Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:09 pm |
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Bentus
Joined: Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:20 am Posts: 43
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
>Learn some programming language, preferably C++, Java, or Python
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Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:18 pm |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
Roll frenzy, part 1.
Bentus [1]: That was unpleasant. Somehow, your train of thought veers to programming languages, and you decide to learn C++. 4 internet tutorials later, you still have no damn idea how to do any C++. Well, aside from the code for "Hello World!". Inventory: - Godly Schrodinger's Cupcake Abilities: Conditions: - Mayor of Purrolia
Tomaster [0]: "HULK SMASH!" An enormous Tomaster bursts out from the giant cupcake terrorizing the city, and begins terrorizing the city. Inventory: Abilities: Conditions: - Sticky - Giant
Duh102 [0> CUPCAKES]: 1300 cupcakes suddenly appear above you, burying you in a mound of delicious frosting and cake and knocking you right out of your disguise. Inventory: - Map to Ponyville Abilities: - Apprentice of Disguise - Pony Transformation Conditions: - Buried in Cupcakes
Roast Veg [1]: You spin around in place, and your ear hair wraps around your head and neck. You seem to be having trouble breathing now. Oh dear. Inventory: Abilities: - Ear Hair Whips Conditions: - Pants-less - Ridiculous Ear Hair - Suffocating (Death in 2 turns)
Tokochiro [1]: A Paper Wizard needs a Paper Robe! You quickly craft one, then don it! You are EENVEENCEEBLE! Inventory: - Paper Robot -- Paper Gun - Paper Bullet - Paper Wizard Hat - Paper Robe Abilities: Conditions: - The Mailman - Paper Wizard
Game Events: Bentus is in his Office. Tomaster is standing in the ruins of a Giant Cupcake. Duh102 is on the road to Ponyville. Roast Veg is somewhere in the city. Tokochiro is the Mailman.
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Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:08 am |
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Tokochiro
Joined: Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:54 am Posts: 806
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
Make a paper sword capable of dealing papercuts. Use mahjick powas to summon the papah god
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Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:30 am |
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
Part my ear hair enough to allow me to breathe.
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Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:40 am |
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Duh102
happy carebear mom
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:40 am Posts: 7096 Location: b8bbd5
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
> Pony Transformation! Transform into a pony and take the cupcakes to ponyville.
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Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:28 am |
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Bentus
Joined: Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:20 am Posts: 43
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
>Make it possible for me to stop failing rolls, and then do so.
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Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:01 am |
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Tomaster
DRLGrump
Joined: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:26 am Posts: 2037 Location: Jerking off in a corner over by the OT sub-forum
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
GRAAAH! LET'S KILL PONIES Go on a crusade against the ponies. Take a lot of healing cupcake with me.
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Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:01 pm |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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 Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
None of my others are ready, so this one gets zeh roll!
Bentus [1]: Your roll to stop failing rolls fails. Inventory: - Godly Schrodinger's Cupcake Abilities: Conditions: - Mayor of Purrolia
Tomaster [1]: Raging, you begin stomping and crushing everything that moves. Most of these things are catpeople, since the ponies were already burned alive in the Pony Express, PnonyVille's embassy to Purrolia. The army mobilizes. Inventory: Abilities: Conditions: - Sticky - Giant
Duh102 [0]: You pop your head out of the pile, now transformed into a Unicorn. Using Unicorn Magic, you gather up a baker's dozen of cupcakes, and start the walk to PonyVille! Hmm, the roads seem calm today, aside from the giant monster back in the city. Inventory: - Map to Ponyville Abilities: - Apprentice of Disguise - Pony Transformation Conditions: - Buried in Cupcakes
Roast Veg [0]: You grab onto your ear hairs, and rip them straight out of your ears. You then unwrap the hair from your neck, and fall to the ground clutching the sides of your head in pain. Inventory: Abilities: Conditions: - Pants-less
Tokochiro [1]: Paper Katana is go! Goddamn, you are a straight up badass! Inventory: - Paper Robot -- Paper Gun - Paper Bullet - Paper Wizard Hat - Paper Robe - Paper Katana Abilities: Conditions: - The Mailman - Paper Wizard
Game Events: Bentus is in his Office. Tomaster is rampaging in Purrolia. Duh102 is on the road to Ponyville. Roast Veg is somewhere in the city. Tokochiro is the Mailman.
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