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 Roll to Roll to Dodge 
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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
>Appreciate my own bodily form. Realize the flaws of being a pony and curse anyone who is a pony.


Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:17 am
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After appreciating your pretty sad form which is a pony, you decide to curse all the ponies in existence. Summoning the dark gods of the abyss you seal a demonic deal with blood, after the deal is sealed the demon disappears leaving behind him the distinct smell of freshly baked muffins. A large burly arm erupts from your underbelly "JUST AS PLANNED MUHAHAHA"


Wouldn't that be awesome?


Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:55 pm
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Uh, he's not a pony?


Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:08 pm
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Shadow, please for the love of god, leave the rolling to the DM.


Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:37 pm
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>.>

Did it look like I was being serious? Because I wasn't, it was just me having a little bit of fun.


and yeah I kinda confused his character with Duh's, really my fault :oops:


Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:41 am
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Rawlin.

Bentus [1]: You look at your body, and realize that it is ugly and you wish you were a pony.
Inventory:
- Godly Schrodinger's Cupcake
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Mayor of Purrolia

Tomaster [1]: Your head seems to be lodged in a molten piece of cupcake. You fall over onto the ground, suffering horrible burns and pain. There's basically no way to describe the feeling of molten cupcake stuck to the entirety of your head.
Inventory:
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Sticky
- Giant

Duh102 [0]: Satisfied with your...work, you transform back into a four winged Pegasus. And where did you cupcakes go? Damn, they must've gotten crushed by your transformation.
Inventory:
- Map to Ponyville
Abilities:
- Apprentice of Disguise
- Pony Transformation
Conditions:

Roast Veg [1]: Your new powers include... Cancer! You die of the foot cancers.
Inventory:
Abilities:
- Red Velvet
Conditions:
- Dead

Tokochiro [1]: It's a bit hard to open mailboxes under a pile of burning cupcake. You struggle to get out, fail, and are reduced to ash.
You are dead. Not big surprise.
Inventory:
- Ash
Abilities:
Conditions:
- The Mailman
- Dead

Game Events:
Bentus is with Duh.
Tomaster is on the road to Ponyville.
Duh102 is on the road to Ponyville.


Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:02 pm
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> Erase rule 10.


Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:25 pm
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>Eat a bagel. Like a mayor.


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Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:29 pm
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Come back to life
>:(


Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:38 pm
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ARGGGGGHHHHH MY BURNING FACE FLESH
Realize that giants shouldn't be affected by mere things such as molten cupcake and scrap that ♥♥♥♥ off my face, shake off the pain, and go to pillage Ponyville.


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> Use my cancer to continue replicating without cognitive functions.


Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:32 pm
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> Join game again as Peg Pelvis Pete.
"HMMM BRBRBRBBBR HA HA MULBLUBUW"


Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:22 am
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Rolling.

Bentus [1]: There are no bagels around. You are saddened by this.
Inventory:
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Mayor of Purrolia

Tomaster [1]: "ARGGGGGHHHHH MY BURNING FACE FLESH!"
Wait, you're a giant cat. You don't need to care about such silly things as your face being on fire. You scrape the molten cupcake off, and start stomping towards PonyVille. A few minutes of stomping later, PonyVille is within sight!
Inventory:
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Sticky
- Giant

Duh102 [0]: Rule 10 is now erased. Huzzah and cupcakes for all.
Inventory:
- Map to Ponyville
Abilities:
- Apprentice of Disguise
- Pony Transformation
Conditions:

Raven [0]: You are the Cat-God, watching over the Cat-Planet. There currently seems to be a strange influx of cupcakes. How odd, this wasn't your doing.
Inventory:
Abilities:
- Cat-God
Conditions:
- Omnipurrtent

Peg Pelvis Pete [0]: "HMMM BRBRBRBBBR HA HA MULBLUBUW"
PEG PELVIS PETE ARRIVES ON THE SCENE!
Inventory:
Abilities:
Conditions:
- Peg Pelvis

Game Events:
Bentus is on the road to PonyVille.
Tomaster is on the road to PonyVille.
Duh102 is on the road to PonyVille.
Raven is watching over the Cat-Planet.
Peg Pelvis Pete is on the Scene.


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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
> Bake muffins in the shape of cupcakes.

Pete > Become a muffin and give the secret password and then change the rolling scheme. Using a 3 sided object, a 1 indicates a fail, a 2 indicates a success, and a 3 indicates an overshot.
"HAHA BRBRBAA WUBUUBUUWU"


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Post Re: Roll to Roll to Dodge
Rewrite rule 9 so that only players named "Tomaster" can shapeshift at will. Make all future rules created by me subject to the same name restrictions. Begin rampaging through PonyVille.


Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:41 am
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