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Author:  TheKebbit [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 3:11 am ]
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"I wish to be the insect furry."

"...chitiny? No, that's stupid."


Commence being the chitiny.

Author:  Harzipan [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:51 pm ]
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MULTITASK. Head towards the game room/sleeping quarters area while TYPING CORRECTLY.

"ENGLAND. JONATHAN ENGLAND. NOT JONATHIN. JONATHAN."

Author:  Roast Veg [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:34 pm ]
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> Wait patiently for my brethren to finish getting their asses in gear.

Author:  CrazyMLC [ Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:43 am ]
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> ironically want to get the ironic out

Author:  Miggles [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:03 am ]
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rollie pollie ollie

Roll 19 - Day 4747



Harzipan - Isaac 9:
You did it! Hooray!
The GPS finds Jonathon England somewhere in an unmapped area of the ship.. What the hell?
It seems to be near the janitor hallway.
Regardless you head into the games room to find your mates setting up a game.
Would you like to play a game? :)





Roast Veg - Bodil 8:
You sit and wait. Isaac enters the room. Nobody says anything.



Unwoundpath - Waqu 0:
No! There are not enough players yet, and not everyone is ready!



TheKebbit - Havelock 0:
You commence waiting because we need more players.



CrazyMLC - Jonathon 1:
You ♥♥♥♥ yourself. Your pants stain brown and a lump forms in your nethers.
You should get this cleaned up.
Luckily, you've lost the irony. A wave of relief enters you as you begin to feel smarter already. Man, what an influence that stuff had on you!




WORLD EVENTS


EVERYONE GO PLAY THE RTD THIS IS A PLOT DEVICE STOP HOLDING UP THE LINE DAMMIT

Author:  TheKebbit [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:23 am ]
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BE THE CHITINY

Author:  Harzipan [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:25 am ]
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"I am so sorry for this."

Make the gayest character against the DM's wishes.

Code:
NAME: Azrael Manhoarian
AGE: 16
LOOKS: Gay kitty, white fur, rainbow tiger stripes.
GENDER: Penis
RACE: Anthropomorphic Cat
CLOTHING: Pink Fishnet Stocking Kevlar Shirt, Purple Cargo Pants, Smiley Face Belt
INVENTORY: Prismatic Tribarrel Laser Rifle (Bonus damage to Heterosexual Scum), Roofie-laced Jolly Rancher Knife,
SKILL: +1 to Homoerotic Actions

Author:  unwoundpath [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:37 am ]
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waity waity, if everyone signs up, start.

Author:  CrazyMLC [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:33 pm ]
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> Take off any soiled clothing, find fellow crew members.

Author:  Miggles [ Sat Nov 03, 2012 4:05 am ]
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Vegeta, action you asshorse.

Author:  Roast Veg [ Sat Nov 03, 2012 6:05 pm ]
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> Fetch a snack quickly.

Author:  Miggles [ Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:29 pm ]
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rollies rollies rolly rolly
but they dont fall down

Roll 20 - Day 4747



Harzipan - Isaac 9:
Code:
NAME: Azrael Manhoarian
AGE: 16
LOOKS: Gay kitty, white fur, rainbow tiger stripes.
GENDER: Penis
RACE: Anthropomorphic Cat
CLOTHING: Pink Fishnet Stocking Kevlar Shirt, Purple Cargo Pants, Smiley Face Belt
INVENTORY: Prismatic Tribarrel Laser Rifle (Bonus damage to Heterosexual Scum), Roofie-laced Jolly Rancher Knife,
SKILL: +1 to Homoerotic Actions

Everyone else looks at you.
"Is this your sick way of coming out of the closet, Isaac?"
"Uhhhh...."
Well then.
What will it be, little man.




Roast Veg - Bodil 3:
You take this moment to fetch a snack. You don't feel like being a part of this weird tomfoolery.
You go the the minifridge and grab a candy bar, not looking at the flavor.
Mint chocolate fishcake diabetes explosion.
You throw up in the trash can.



Unwoundpath - Waqu 0:
You wait to no avail. You are lacking a certain Englanshe.



TheKebbit - Havelock 0:
You be the patient, dammit.



CrazyMLC - Jonathon 1:
You take off all soiled clothing, which includes all of it.
You walk into the games room naked.
"Sup, guys?"
Everyone looks at you, glances at your exposed manhood, and immediately darts their eyes back to your upper torso to prevent themselves from seeing any more.
Except Isaac.
". . . Jon, why are you naked?"




WORLD EVENTS


WHOA NELLY WHAT IS HAPPEN???
ENGLANDISHANDUNODDDLENOSH, CHAR SHEET

Author:  TheKebbit [ Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:51 pm ]
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"ENGLAND YOU SHAMELESS NUDIST, PUT IN YOUR DAMN CHARACTER APPLICATION AND LET US GET OVER WITH IT."

"No, seriously, what the ♥♥♥♥ happened to your clothing?"

Author:  Harzipan [ Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:18 pm ]
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"I've told you all the answer to that question at least three times before. So no. I will not tell you."

Find a towel. I'm sure that there is a spare in the living quarters. Somewhere.

Author:  CrazyMLC [ Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:05 pm ]
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"Oh, my clothes? Well, they're currently covered in irony - a lot of it. It's a long story. Anyway..."

> Make a character after glancing at the rules.

"Kevlar vests? What time period is this set in? The stone age? *sigh* Oh well."


Code:
NAME: Joshua Gaylord
AGE: 17
LOOKS: Manly man who is very buff and definitely isn't gay.
GENDER: Penis
RACE: Anthropomorphic Caveman
CLOTHING: Light Pink Shirt, Pink Thong, Assless Chaps, Kevlar Vest
INVENTORY: Laser Six-shooter (Bonus damage to Unmanly Scum), Flint Knife
SKILL: +1 to Man Actions

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