Because I'm lazy, I'll just say that it dispersed when you got shocked, because otherwise I'll have to retcon it into hitting Ragdoll/Chimera.

>because otherwise I'll have to retcon it into hitting Ragdoll/Chimera.

NO.

Also, what do :v I probably shouldn't have used all my electricity. Hm. Am I totally paralyzed or can I still move my arms and stuff?

Your torso is frozen in place, but I suppose your limbs are free.

I guess I could chance trying to cut it off and hoping my elemental regeneration heals it, but that's pretty risky. Not to mention the fact that it's using hurpdedurp logic which is pretty likely to fail even if I roll a 5. I'll have to strategize a bit.

Damn, no chance of "Blew a hole in the door"?

Ah well.
Also: Mean people betting on this.

>Feel the air around me with Durendal, trying to detect whatever invisible force might be trapping me. Cut it up.

Hey, the blade IS really similar to Æsahættr...

BioBen, the sword is impaled in my/Crazy's body. Pull it out gently please.

Ragdoll, if you're running low on energy, I'm now full of it.

Too bad I'm stuck Also, if the need arises (and I survive) Chimera can recharge me again.

When you're impaled by an object, never pull it out. It only makes it worse.

But in this case I think you'd best do it for me so I can heal myself.

Holy ♥♥♥♥, you guys got a fantastic roll this time.

CaveMLCricket [6-1-1=4]: "In case of emergency, break out the hax."
You retrieve the Crystallized Insanity from your backpack. You put it up to your forehead, and can feel its energies pulsing gently against your mind, if that makes sense. Then, you relax.
All is made clear.
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Perfected Elemental Kinesises (Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Light, Electricity)
--- #-Point Star
--- Kinetic Trance
--- Healing Light
- Insane (3 turns remaining)
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- Mythical Power
- Ultra Mind
4/4 Inventory:
- Small amount of precious metal
- Chunk of Dark Stone
- Wiffles' Orb
- DecaBow
2/2 Equipped:
- Right Gold Gauntlet (Plasma Diamond)
- DecaBow Quiver
Injuries:
- Missing Left Arm (-1 to rolls)
- Impaled (-1 to rolls, death in 2 turns)

Tomaster [-]:
0/2 Active Abilities:
2/2 Passive Abilities:
- OverWritten (3 turns remaining)
- God Slayer
1/4 Inventory:
- Butterscotch (Kitten)
1/2 Equipped:
- Leo Draconis
Injuries:

Foa [6-1=5]: The sniper bot, along with all the others, is distracted by something at the other side of the room. You take this chance to aim very carefully with your LadyKiller, and shoot a tube connecting a canister on the sniper's back to its body. It rips in two, and a silver-grey metal starts spraying from the tube. The sniper notices you and spins around, gun pointed straight at you.
*click*
Nothing fires. Ok, you didn't die. That's a nice surprise.
The sniper bot tosses its very large gun and its two smaller uzis to the side, and pulls a knife the size of your arm out from a hip holster.
"Aww, ♥♥♥♥! I just shot you, don't pull out a damn knife and keep fighting!"
0/2 Active Abilities:
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Sixth Sense (+1 to rolls involving surprise)
2/4 Inventory:
- HIGH-SPEED HANDCANNON
- 4 Mags for LadyKiller [Current Mag: 7]
2/2 Equipped:
- Fedora
- LadyKiller (Kickass Desert Eagle)
Injuries:
- Impaled Right Arm (-1 to using LadyKiller)

Ragdollmaster [6]: "Damnit, what the hell is holding me here GARG!"
You flail around, attempting to slice at whatever is binding you. You don't really succeed.
Suddenly, your vision is filled with white light, and you feel completely different, and yet at the same time exactly the same.
You also notice that you're able to move again.
1/2 Active Abilities:
- Photokinesis
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- OverWritten (3 turns remaining)
4/4 Inventory:
2/2 Equipped:
- Durendal
- Keltzinogre
Injuries:

Barnox [6-1-1=4]: Whoa... Your mind is big.
You search around a fair bit, looking for your emotions. This place is... Clouds. Lots of clouds. Things floating on the clouds, too. Usually doors. Sometimes birds. The birds are parts of your mind.
After a few minutes of looking around, you stumble across a dark, stormy cloud with multiple doors on top of it. You decide to investigate the doors, and soon learn that they have words painted on them.
Rage.
Sorrow.
Greed.
Deception.
Then, you notice a fifth door. Unmarked. Curiouser and curiouser. You crack the door open a bit, and tendrils of light immediately reach out, embracing you in a calming grasp. You struggle for a moment before you realize that they mean you no harm. You let go, and allow them to act...
2/2 Active Abilities:
- Mental Armor
- Mental Weapon
0/2 Passive Abilities:
- OverWritten (3 turns remaining)
0/4 Inventory:
0/2 Equipped:
Injuries:

BioBen [2-1-1=1]: "BLARG IT BURNS!"
You once again attempt to scrape the plasma off with the RamRod. Sadly, this time instead of merely catching flame, the Rod snaps, and you're left holding two uneven pieces of what was once a cane.
0/2 Active Abilities:
1/2 Passive Abilities:
- Symbiotic Combat Exoskeleton
2/4 Inventory:
- Gentleman's Uniform
- Portal Tophat
2/2 Equipped:
- Broken RamRod
- Frederic
Injuries:
- Plasma Burn (-1 to rolls)
- Plasma Burn (-1 to rolls, death in 1 turn)

Game Events: "What the ♥♥♥♥ do you think you're doing?"
"Playing my ace. Lock 2! OverWrite!"
"What?! You slut, release it!"
"Make me."
Fiona makes some sort of hand sign with both hands in front of her, and they begin to glow with a wispy white aura. Tomaster, Ragdoll, and Barnox all gain a similar aura around their bodies, before bursting into pillars of glowing yellow light. When it fades, they're all healed, revitalized, and outfitted with new abilities and weapons.
Alright you bastards, this will last 3 rolls. Make it count, because Blue's gonna be angry beyond words once it runs out.

"What..."
"The..."
"♥♥♥♥?"

"...'TigOlBitties'. You must be shitting me. Blue honestly set the password to Tig ol Bitties."
"NEVER DOUBT MY MAJESTY EVER AGAIN! Alright, let's see what this console thing can do!"
"Ben, get away from that before you turn Blue into a refrigerator."
"Wait, am I fading? Why am I fading?"
"Guys, Fiona just, iunno, turned on Godmode or something!"
"Oh. I guess that's w-"
Poof.