"Strange... what the hell is this? Well, at least I'm not stuck anymore."

First need to figure out what the hell Keltzinogre is before I act. Doesn't match anything on Google, so ah, I'm guessing it's something of Hyper's invention entirely.

Also; photokinesis. Oh my god. I'm going to be attacking at the speed of light. Admittedly, my wings are gone, but I barely even used them.

EDIT: Nevermind, Hyper has enlightened me as to what my new shiny weapon is.

>Use Durendal to morph into a Light Elemental, then charge Blue and attack with both Durendal and Keltzinogre.

I just became about ten times as powerful as I was before this roll. If I die, I will go down as the worst player in RTD history. Here's hoping to a good roll next turn.

EDIT 2: Also;

I may be reading into this too much, but is this another... subtle reference, if you will?

Ragdoll, wanna restrain Blue for me? Or at least distract her from me, and the impending ass-whooping?
Oh, it's on ♥♥♥♥♥. Time to die.
Go on the offensive. Use Leo Draconis to put on the pain. No one kills me and gets away with it.

Restrain her? With what, my Fake Mustache? My control of light?

I think someone moving at the speed of light and trying to stab the ♥♥♥♥ out of you with two runic blades is probably a pretty big distraction, so no worries.

You could blind her. But the point is made.

Soo whats happening in dead people land?

*Poof* is happening, that's what.

...was that last door Fiona's influence?
Also, Tomaster... you are alive. <3
Although... maybe for only three turns?

>Mental Weapon: Chainsword forme. Pierce-whip Blue.

Maybe I'm so popular with everyone that I live to the end!
Right, Hyper?

Alright guys, it's time to witness my awesome powers.

The roll said EVERYONE were fully revitalized.

Oh my god, please, learn to use correct grammar. And, for that matter, learn to ♥♥♥♥ read in context. Look at the sentence. No where does it say everyone. It says:

Please, for the love of all that is holy, read thoroughly before you post.