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Author:  Roast Veg [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:30 pm ]
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So, the Pope is on a state visit to my country, and I got thinking.

What would the Pope never say?

To get the ball rolling, here is mine:

Whew, meeting all those Christians was tiring. Anyone up for a McDonalds?

Disclaimer: I am a practising Christian, albeit of multiple denominations, including Roman Catholic. I did not set up this thread to make fun of Christians, the Pope, or non-Christians. DO NOT POST ANYTHING OFFENSIVE IN THIS THREAD OR YOU WILL BE MAULED BY CHRISTIAN AND ISLAMIC NINJAS.

Author:  Duh102 [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:39 pm ]
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Roast Veg wrote:
Disclaimer: I am a practicing Christian, albeit of multiple denominations, including Roman Catholic.

1. Wut how do you even belong to multiple denominations at once
2. This cannot end well and I'm going to watch this thread like a hawk that hasn't locked in three weeks.

Author:  Petethegoat [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:52 pm ]
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Duh, read the plot synopsis for this.
It won't necessarily answer your question.

Author:  matty406 [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:55 pm ]
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"Bada Bing."

I am not in a witty or humorous mood as i have a cold.
That was bad.

Author:  Lizardheim [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:59 pm ]
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"Howdy strangers!"

Author:  Coops [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:17 pm ]
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"ya dun goofed"

Thats all I got...

Author:  CrazyMLC [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:21 pm ]
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"Cortex command is the best game ever, and I'm going to donate all of my money to Dan Tabar."

Author:  Barnox [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:21 pm ]
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"Sometimes when you land in Heathrow it seems like a Third-world country"

Author:  CrazyMLC [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:21 pm ]
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"ALL BOW TO NOTCH-GOD"

Author:  Lizardheim [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:23 pm ]
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"♥♥♥♥ y'all"
"I don't have time for this..."
"TO THE POPEMOBILE!"
"♥♥♥♥ y'all, I don't have time for this... TO THE POPEMOBILE!"
"My god this diaper is itchy!"

Author:  CrazyMLC [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:25 pm ]
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"OH MY GOD my new mouse ROXORZ YOUR BOXORZ!"

Author:  Lizardheim [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:30 pm ]
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"Have I ever told you guys I'm a nazi?"
"Dear god I almost shat my pants!"
"I don't like my hat, it's-a stuupid!"

Author:  matty406 [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:35 pm ]
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It's-a meee! Pope-a Benedict!
Another bad one from me.

Author:  Lizardheim [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:36 pm ]
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"I am-a no plumber you-a fools!"

Author:  Tomaster [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:49 pm ]
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"God you guys ♥♥♥♥♥ a lot. Have you tried solving your own problems?"
"Does anyone else think I look like a demon?"

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