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>Stuff her into the hole I entered from and begin my daring escape!(While carrying her of course)

That one is good!


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No just leave her behind, after maybe following Foa's suggestion.


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Foa wrote:
> Fall asleep, with her!

>You're a brainbot, you instead sigh in disappointment wishing you'd never had that beer.
Roast Veg wrote:
>Stuff her into the hole I entered from and begin my daring escape!

>"This one's kinda heavy." you thought.
>Once done you notice there are two exits in this hallway, one in each end.
>You beging to think, "Left or right?"


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>The girl thanks you and walks off.....only to drop cold on the floor.
>Now's your chance.
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> Sloppy Makeouts.

Ohwait we got past that already. Uh.
> Left is right and right is wrong.


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> Left is right and right is wrong.

>You saw a fire exit and beside it is a floor plan.
>You are using the shortest route possible, but also the most dangerous.
>There is a label: Flesh-eating crabs..
>Of course this is for emergencies.


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You are a robot, not made of flesh. No problems.
> Charge through the flesh crabs, shooting them with reckless abandon.


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You are a robot, not made of flesh. No problems.
> Charge through the flesh crabs, shooting them with reckless abandon.

>You open the fire exit.
>You run down the stairs but as tempting as it is to shoot, you don't want to make noise.
>The crabs can't do anything about you.
>You also run like the wind in an attempt for freedom.
>According to the floor plan, you should be out in a minute.


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>Keep running for our lives!


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Natti wrote:
>Keep running for our lives!

>The feel of the bunker dissolves as it gets more cave-like.
>You trip on a crab.
>You notice a large hole on the ground covered with thin plywood.
>Near you is a half-open dropcrate.


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> Kick the crab, examine the contents of the dropcrate and gingerly lift the plywood.


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> Kick the crab, examine the contents of the dropcrate and gingerly lift the plywood.

>The crab goes splat....weakling.
>Contains:
--Spelunker Grappling Gun
--Spare Coalition Helmet
--Fire extinguisher
--Wooden Boomerang
>A large pitfall estimated you'd fall >1000ft or more and is instantly fatal.
>Out of fear you immediately put the plywood back on. Shame that it isn't nailed.


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>Wear the coalition helmet,take the grappling gun and go down the hole!


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> Throw the rest, the crate, and a few crabs into the hole


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Do the above two actions in reverse order for a safer landing.


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Roast Veg wrote:
>Do the above two actions in reverse order for a safer landing.

>You begin your descent.
>Minutes later you reach the bottom dimly lighted by a small lamp.
>There is only one path, in curves to the right.


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