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 Text Adventure~ Cortex Comedy 
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>Go down the path prepared for a giant ledge with grappler in hand. If there is no ledge and bad guys instead, grab them with the grappler and thrust them into the wall.


Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:07 pm
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Uh, warguy, this isn't a text CYOA, it's a roleplay.
Doesn't seem like you're playing either :S


Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:08 pm
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Lol, just like RtD.


Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:40 pm
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Name: Sextus Superbia
Faction:Coalition
Gender:male
Weapons:Gatlin Gun and auto pistol


Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:35 pm
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Nonsequitorian wrote:
>Roll the fire extinguisher around the corner, see if anybody shoots at it.

>Nothing happens.
>The place is deserted.


Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:21 pm
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>Walk around the corner.


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>Take the fire extinguisher and dig upwards


Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:44 am
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Find the most right-angled piece of the corner and stick ONLY my head around it in typical cartoon fashion.


Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:45 am
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Warguy wrote:
>Walk around the corner.

>You feel this is a dangerous decision and hesitates by instinct.
Tokochiro wrote:
>Take the fire extinguisher and dig upwards

The ground is too tough for this.
Yoman987 wrote:
Find the most right-angled piece of the corner and stick ONLY my head around it in typical cartoon fashion.

>No one is there.
>There is an exit some 30 meters off.
>You feel relieved.


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>Run across the corridor to the exit half-expecting arrows to suddenly try to shoot at you through the walls


Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:15 pm
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Warguy wrote:
>Run across the corridor to the exit half-expecting arrows to suddenly try to shoot at you through the walls

>No arrows appear, you feel better.
>You see vast plains in the night sky, behind you is a cave entrance to a mountain, on top of it is a large bunker.
>The alarm goes off, they probably found the girl you stshed.
>The tower searchlights activate.


Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:07 am
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>Use digger to make a small hole to hide in


Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:46 am
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>RUN LIKE THERE'S A CHEETAH CLAWING YOUR BALLS


Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:18 am
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> Cover yourself in extinguisher foam and pretend to be a snow zombie.


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Nonsequitorian wrote:
>Hide behind a corner of the cliff to avoid detection by the soldiers that will invariably run out in formation. Make sure they can't see you, but you can see them.

>You immediately dive to a corner and hide.
>As expected...they do in a nice square formation.
>Even though their body is synchronized their heads are looking everywhere.
Tokochiro wrote:
>Use digger to make a small hole to hide in

>You dig yourself a small foxhole.
>Wait!!
>A clone spots you(from the lag disturbance) and TEH ENTIRE FORMATION is after you!!
Warguy wrote:
>RUN LIKE THERE'S A CHEETAH CLAWING YOUR BALLS
Yoman987 wrote:
> Cover yourself in extinguisher foam and pretend to be a snow zombie.

>You use the fire extinguisher as a smokescreen.
>The Fire Extinguisher is empty.
>You make a dash for your life.
>Holy crap you trip on a rock and sent down hurdling the mountainside.
>You feel the brainwaves of a nearby Dummy Brainbot.


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