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<Banrax> OKAY
<Banrax> WHERE DOING THIS
16:14 <Banrax> YOUR QUEST BEGINS
<Banrax> IN THIS GAUDY ROOM http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/7220/cyoa1.jpg
<Amazigh> SEX
<Duh102> GO THRU DA DOOR
<Amazigh> SEX HARD
<Banrax> U SHURE
<Duh102> YA GOGOGO
<Banrax> BEST ART
<Duh102> EBST ARET EVA
16:17 <Banrax> THE DOOR OPENS TO BE A BRICK WALL http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7220/cyoa1.jpg
<CC48> THE WALL IS HARD
<Duh102> LOOK TER LEFT
<CC48> SEX THE WALL
<Amazigh> SEX THE LIGHT
<Banrax> <--- THAT WAY?
<Duh102> YA DAT
<Banrax> BRB< DRAWING SCENE
16:18 <Duh102> OLOLOL
<Banrax> OH LOOK http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/4871/cyoa3.jpg
16:21 <Amazigh> EAT THE MAT
<Duh102> GO LOOK AT DER WALCOME MAT
<Banrax> WORDS ARE TOO BIG
<Banrax> LOOK AT FIRST IMAGE
<Banrax> COMPLIMENT SHADING ON MAN
<Duh102> DAT SOME SHADIN
<Amazigh> SENSUAL JPEG QUALITY
<Banrax> I PICKED A LIGHT SOURCE
<Banrax> AND I SHADED
16:24 <BlueDemon> YOUR PLOT SUCKS
<Amazigh> PONY WEARS THE SADDLE!
<Duh102> SHUT UP HK UR JUST JEALUS
16:25 <Banrax> DELICIOUS WORDS http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3423/cyoa4.jpg
<Amazigh> OPEN DOR
<Duh102> DIGEST WORDS
<Amazigh> YES DO BOTH
16:26 <Duh102> ^^^^^^^^
16:27 <Banrax> YOU CANT JUST DIGEST THINGS ON COMMAND BUT YOU DID FIND ARMS LOLOLOLOL http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8668/cyoa5.jpg
<Amazigh> EAT YE ARMS
<Banrax> THE NEW ARMS?
<Duh102> ADD ARMS TO CHEST, GET 2 MROAR ARMSS
16:30 <Banrax> YOU EAT THE ARMS AND THEY GROW OUT OF YOUR CHEST http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8928/cyoa6.jpg
<Banrax> THE NEW ARMS HAVE HANDS AND FINGERS AND STUFF
<Amazigh> SEXY
<Duh102> OH SHUIT
<Duh102> OPEN THE DOOR WITH ALL 4 ARMS and 2 HANDS
<Amazigh> GROPE THAT SEX BOMB OF A DOOR
16:31 <Alphagamer774> okay what the ♥♥♥♥ is going on here
<Amazigh> FUN
<Duh102> CYOA
<Duh102> oF EPIC PROPORTIONS
<Duh102> of REALLY AWESOME ARTWORK
<Banrax> YOU GROPE THE DOOR WITH YOUR TWO HANDS AND FOUR ARMS
<Banrax> IT RESISTS http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/9926/cyoa7.jpg
<Duh102> DAN
<Banrax> MAYBE YOU COULD LOOK THROUGH THE grille THAT IS POURING LIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR?
<Duh102> LOOK THRU DEDR GRILLEEE
<Banrax> NEW SCENE
<Amazigh> THAT GRILL, SO REVEALING, SO SENSUAL
<Amazigh> OGLE THROUGH IT
16:38 <Banrax> YOU LOOK TRHOUGH USING YOUR EYES AND SEE A STREET AND A KEY http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/9338/cyoa8.jpg
<Banrax> THIS ART IS ACTUALLY TURNING OUT BETTEER THAN I ORIGINALLY THROUGHT IT WOULD
<Amazigh> GROPE THE KEY THROUGH THE GRILL
<Alphagamer774> ./telelkenisis key
<Duh102> ^ AMAZIGH
<Duh102> GRAB IT TOO AFTER GRIPING IT
16:41 <Banrax> YOU MOVE TO GROPE IT BUT ACCIDENTLY KNOCK IT INTO THE CONVENIENTLY PLACED WATER HOLE THING
<Duh102> AH DAMMIT
<Banrax> YOU DIDNT SEE THAT COMING AT ALL http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/9164/cyoa9.jpg
<Amazigh> FUUUUU
<Duh102> GROIPE DER WATER HOLE THINGY AND GET DER KIY
<Amazigh> COMMIT ACTS OF CONSTRUCTION ON THE BRICKS
16:42 <Banrax> WAIT
<Banrax> PLOT ELEMENTS
<Alphagamer774> ./deconstruct wall
16:47 <Banrax> LUCKILY A HOBO NOTICES YOUR PLIGHT AND PUSHES OPEN THE DOOR http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1038/cyoa10.jpg
<Amazigh> I SAID CONSTRUCTION YA IDIOT, NOT ORGIES
<Banrax> THIS IS PLO
<Banrax> T
<Duh102> THANK THE HOBO BY GIVING HIM A FOUR HANDSHAKLE
<Banrax> YOU CANT GIVE AN ACTION WHEN I SAY PLOT
16:51 <Banrax> YOU GIVE THE HOBO A MASSIVE QUADRUPLE HANDSHAKE http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/5250/cyoa11.jpg
<Amazigh> JUGGLE HOBOES
<Banrax> YOU SHAKE HIM WITH YOUR HANDS
<Banrax> THAT IS A HAND SHAKE
<Duh102> YES
16:52 <Duh102> PUT HIM DOWN AND ASK HIM WHERE THE NEAREST BIG HOSPOTAL IS
16:54 <Banrax> YOU THROW HIM UP IN THE AIR AS HE WILL EVENTUALLY COME BACK DOWN AND WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ITS RIGHT THERE http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/2524/cyoa12.jpg
<Amazigh> GO HOSPOTIPLATL
<Duh102> GO TO DER HOSPOTAL, GET DRUGS
16:58 <Banrax> YOU TURN UP AT THE EXQUISITELY DECORATED HOSPITAL AND YOU ARE AT RECEPTION. THERE IS A RECEPTIONIST http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/7789/cyoa13.jpg
<Amazigh> ASK FOR DRUG
<Duh102> ASK FOR DRUGS AT HANDPOINT
<Banrax> I KNOW RIGHT
<Banrax> YOU THREATEN HER AT HANDPOINT FOR DRUGS. YOU THINK YOU HEAR THE SILENT ALARM GO OFF http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/9335/cyoa14.jpg
17:02 <Duh102> DEPERESS THE SILENT ALARM BUTTON AGAIN, THAT TURNS IT BACK OFF
<Banrax> IT ISNT EVEN SAD
<Amazigh> PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS
<Amazigh> ALL OF THEM
17:04 <Banrax> YOU PUSH ALL OF HER BUTTONS. SHE LIKES IT AND TURNS THE ALARM OFF http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5107/cyoa15.jpg
<Duh102> PUSH THEM HARDRE
<Amazigh> PUSH BUTTON: RECEIEVE DRUG
17:05 <Alphagamer774> IT'S AN EXCLAMATION MARK
17:06 <Alphagamer774> SHE MUST HAVE A QUEST
<Alphagamer774> ACCEPT QUEST
17:08 <Banrax> YOU PUSH HER BUTTONS HARDER AND... OH... OH GOD http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/4158/cyoa16.jpg
<Duh102> SHEI S A CYBROIG
<Amazigh> DRINK HER FLUIDS
<Banrax> THAT IS BLOOD
<Banrax> YOU BROKE HER
<Duh102> Oh
<Duh102> GET DER DRUGS
17:14 <Banrax> YOU DRINK HER FLUIDS THEN MOVE ON. THERE ARE NO DRUGS ON THIS FLOOR. YOU MAY RISE OR FALL. http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/3585/cyoa17.jpg
<Amazigh> I TOLD YUO ABOTU SSTARIS BRO
<Duh102> FALL DWN
<Amazigh> I TLOD YOU
17:18 <Banrax> YOU MAKE YOUR WAY DOWN THE STAIRS WITHOUT ANYTHING BAD HAPPENEDING
<Banrax> HONESTLY HOW BAD ARE STAIRS?
<Duh102> NIEC
17:19 <Banrax> http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/2797/cyoa18.jpg
<Banrax> ALSO TO YOUR RIGHT IS A GRILLE TO STREET LEVEL
<Duh102> OEPN BOXES FUR DRUAGS
<Amazigh> LOK IN BOXES
<Banrax> ALSO YOU HEAR THE PO LICE AT THE RECEPTION
<Banrax> ALSO THAT IS AN AIR VENT AT THE BACK
<Banrax> WHICH BOXES?
17:20 <Duh102> DER TOP LEFT BOXES
<Amazigh> YUUSS
17:22 <Banrax> YOU PUNCH A HOLE IN ONE OF THE BOXES
<Banrax> IT APPEARS TO BE FULL OF PILLS
<BlueDemon> extract drugs from box
<Banrax> OR KNOW COLLOQIALLY
<Duh102> EAT THEM ALL
<Amazigh> CONSUME
<Banrax> graugs
<Banrax> http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/539/cyoa19.jpg
<BlueDemon> DEVOUUUUR
<Banrax> LOOK AT THAT EXQUISITE FIND
<Banrax> ALSO I LOST THE SECOND IMAGE
17:25 <Banrax> YOU EAT ALL OF THE DRUGS
<Banrax> ALL OF THEM
<Banrax> http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9672/cyoa20.jpg
<Banrax> YOUR ARMS FLAIL IN DELIGHT
17:26 <Banrax> WAIT
<Duh102> BECOME SUPERMANG
<Banrax> THEY DO THAT ANYWAY
<Banrax> YOU HAVE NO SHIRT TO TEAR
<Banrax> NOT GLASSES TO REMOVE
<Amazigh> OPN MOAR BOXEN
<Banrax> YOU ATE THEM ALL
<Banrax> ALL OF THEM
<Duh102> PUT BOX ON HEAD, USE THAT TO SUERPMANG
17:29 <Banrax> YOU BOX ON HEAD
17:30 <Banrax> http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/7048/cyoa21.jpg
<Banrax> HONESTLY YOU FEEL TOO SEXY TO SUPERMANG WITH IT
<Duh102> BECUMES SUPERBOXMANG WITH BOX ON HEAD
<Banrax> INDEED
17:31 <Banrax> IT SOUNDS LIKE THE PO LICE ARE SPLITTING UP AND RISING AND FALLING
<Duh102> GO UPSTURS BEING UNSUSPICOUS CUASE YOU SUPERBOXMANG
<Amazigh> TRAVERSE THROUGH GREAT
<Banrax> YOU CANNOT DO BOTH
17:32 <Duh102> BUT U SUPERBOXMANG
<Banrax> EVEN SUPERBOXMANG CAN ONLY BE IN ONE PLACE AT ONE
<Duh102> OH NOES
<Duh102> SPLIT INTO TWO IDENTICAL SUPERBOXMENGS
<Banrax> WE REQUEIRE TYEBRAKER
17:36 <Banrax> YOU BEGIN TO ASCEND THE STONE HILL OF RECTANGLES
17:37 <Banrax> WHEN YOU ARE KICKED IN BOX
<Banrax> APPARENTLY THE POLICE FORCE ARE NOT FOLLED BY YOUR CLARK-KENT LIKE ACTIVITIES
<Banrax> http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5581/cyoa22.jpg
<Banrax> YOU NOW SEE THE DANGER OF THE STAIRS
<Amazigh> BECUM SPIDAR BOX MAN
<Duh102> ^
17:38 <Banrax> YOU HAVE THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF LI- NO, YOU DONT
<Banrax> YOU ARE RESTRICTED TO BEING BEETLE BOX MAN
<Duh102> USE PINCERS TO FIGHJT UR WAI UP DER STAIRS
17:42 <Banrax> YOU WANT TO RISE
<Banrax> TO FIGHT
<Banrax> BUT YOU CANNOT
<Roast> FOR NARNIA
<Banrax> THAT KICK REALLY KNOCKED YOU FOR 8
<Banrax> (EVER MORE THAN 6)
<Banrax> THE SECURITY FORCE DESCEND UPON YOU
<Banrax> http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/3497/cyoa23.jpg
17:43 <Amazigh> UES EYE LASERESS
<Duh102> PISH THEIR BUTTONS
<Amazigh> PUSH BUTTANS WITH LASERESS
<Duh102> ^
<Banrax> DAMMIT AMAZIGH STOP STEALING MY THUNDER THIS IS A PLOT MOMENT I WASNT GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU ANYWYA
17:44 <Amazigh> :U
17:47 <Banrax> I'm really pushing the art on this update
<Banrax> Trying different viewstyles, too
<Banrax> Y'know
<Duh102> oshit
<Banrax> Like a real artist
<Amazigh> REAL ART
<Banrax> I should probably save as PNG so it doesn't lose all that quality...
<Banrax> AND THEN IT HAPPENS
17:49 <Banrax> JUST AS SECURITY ARE ABOUT TO COME FACE TO FACE WITH YOU
<Banrax> WELL, FACE TO FIST
<Banrax> THEIR FIST
<Banrax> IT HAPPENS
<Banrax> THE DRUGS KICK IN
<Banrax> HARD http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3238/cyoa24.jpg
<Amazigh> SCANDALOUS
<Duh102> DRUGEYEBEAMZ
<Duh102> GO ON A CITY WIDE EYELAZER RAMPAGE
17:50 <Banrax> IT WAS PRETTY MUCH ALL THE DRUGS DID
<Banrax> YOUR OUT OF DRUG ENERGY
<Duh102> NUUU
<Duh102> OWELL GO UPSTAIRAS
<Banrax> STAIRS?
<Banrax> THERE ARE NO STAIRS
<Banrax> DO YOU NOT FEEL THE MAGNITUDE OF EYELAZER THAT WAS UNLEASHED
<Amazigh> GO OUT LASERESSS HOLE
17:51 <Duh102> OR DER GRAET, WHICHEVER
17:53 <Banrax> HAH I NEARLY DREW 4 HANDS
17:54 <Banrax> WHAT A SILLY I AM
<Amazigh> LOL
<Duh102> LOOLOLOL
17:55 <Banrax> UPDATE 25
<Banrax> WHAT A JOURNEY IT HAS BEEN
<Banrax> http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8794/cyoa25.jpg
<Banrax> YOU ARE ON A STREET, FULL OF STREETY THINGS
17:56 <Banrax> ALLEYS AND HOUSES AND THAT SORT OF ♥♥♥♥
<Amazigh> SERCH FOR DRUG
<Banrax> YOU ATE ALL THE DRUG
<Banrax> LRN2READ
<Duh102> MAEK MORE DRUGS
17:57 <Amazigh> CONSTRUCT DRUGS FROM HOBO MEAT
<Banrax> BEST NEW SCENE
17:59 <Banrax> YOUR RIGHT
<Banrax> THE SCENES WILL BE BETTER LATER
18:02 <Banrax> LOOK WHO WE HAVE FOUND
<Banrax> http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2228/cyoa26.jpg
<Banrax> OUR OLD HOBO BUDDY
18:03 <Duh102> HE HAS DRUGS IN HIM, EAT HIM
<Banrax> HE DOES NOT SEEM TO HAVE ENJOYED JUGGLING
<Banrax> ALSO HE IS BALDER BUT THAT IS PROBABLY DUE TO THE ARTIST
<BlueDemon> eat his testacles
<Amazigh> CONBINE DELICIOUS HOBO MEATS INTO DRUG
<BlueDemon> that's obviously what those pink things are
<Banrax> THAT HIS blood
<BlueDemon> pink blood?
<BlueDemon> cotton candy
<BlueDemon> eat it
<Banrax> YOU MOURN FOR THE LOSS OF YOUR ONLY FRIEND
<Banrax> AND THEN YOU EAT HIS TOP HALF
<Banrax> IT IS ODDLY LESS DELICIOUS THAN YOU ANTICIPATED
<Banrax> http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7881/cyoa27.jpg

The epic saga will continue when Banrax (Barnox) feels like it.


Thu May 05, 2011 12:24 am
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Seeing as it is posted here, we may as well move it here.
Suggest actions in THESE HERE THREAD.


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> Absorb drugs from hobo's body, eyelazer some more


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Look around for another hobuddy


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You can't just adopt a new hobuddy!
You and your hobuddy are hobuddies4lyf!
You love your hobuddy so much! You give him a big hug!
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Oh wait, you ate him.
Well, he didn't seem to have any drugs on him.
Or in him.
So, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING happens as you digest him.

The Hospital is to your East. You can hear police sirens.


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> Grow 10 stories tall from the sustenance your hobuddy gave you.


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>ADD LEGS OF HOBUDY TO SELF, BECOME SPIDAR BOX MAN


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