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 RtD Nonspace, which IS still a monkey. Technically. 
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Well hallo thar, you be signing up for workin' on the independent transport vessel, the ISS Idgaf!

Yes. Nonspace! We are in the wonderful space of Nonspace! Full of vice and death and all the sins you can imagine (that is, all 19 known to man. I don't think those Grogonian sins really count, now!). YET here in this living inanimate hell of a place, you'll find more glory and honor and valor than you can fit into those pants (maybe if you lost some weight you could fit some more!). YES! Sign up on the ISS Idgaf to learn the secrets of the universe! There are no rules other than those that apply to my stuff, because that's my stuff and I'm the captain!

Along with our typical cargo of Hectatian tobacco, Grogonian oils, Earthly alcohols and other slightly (and sometimes not so slightly) contraband substances, we're carrying somethin' special! We've got twenty pecks of MgDNRxE beneath these very floorboards! And half of it is ours for the risk that transporting it bears!


Yes, this is RtD NONSPACE! Filled with ALIENS and GUNS and DRUGS and ALIENS and GUNS and DRUGS and MORE ALIENS!

SO! My friends! Do you want to joi- *CRASH BANG POP BLAMMO CRASH BINGO BANGO PSHEWWW* WHAT WAS THAT?! Dale 9000, what just happened?

~A Nonopan ship has crashed into ours. They look angry, because I have eyes and can see expressions on their faces. Their ship seems to be stuck into ours. It seems to have created an air-tight seal. Something is off. They look sick and are puking out their rear mouth hole. I think they're infected with an evil Nonipan Brain disease.

You find yourself in your deep-space hibernation pod. Everything seems dreamy. Were you hibernating when the Nonipan ship hit? It's hard to tell when things happened. A few others are getting out of their pod also. You should head to the barracks to pick up your- owait the barracks are ten feet in front of you.

A character is set up as such:



PLAYERS (6/6)
~Harzipan as John
~Kebbit as Jotun
~Caek as Bob
~Asklar as Dimitri
~Unwoundpath as Freg
~Miggles as David

The Souls Who Have Passed:
~Rodion, played by Asklar, who died the horribly stupid death of dicking off so hard his brain, heart, and lungs all failed at the same time due to the infamous dickingoffluenza. He died literally from dicking off.
~John, played by NicolasX, who died by being decapitated by the FIRST TOUGH BADDY IN THE GAME due to dickingoffluenza. If he had been awake, he may not have had his head chopped off by Mme LaMandibuleDuAbominonipan.
~K'zan, played by Huntsman, who died because he replaced vowel in his name with an apostrophe, a truly horrible and cliche thing to do. (And also because I wanted to roll pretty bad, he didn't have an action in, and I was told to by Caek.)
~Grif, played by FailFlail, died because he merely adopted the dark and was not actually born in it. It didn't belong to him. He also bled out due to shoddy surgery and a really bad wound (but that doesn't matter, does it?).

Truly Horrible Things:
-Bob kills an Abominonopan with a knife up-close and personal, spilling rotting guts all over everywhere. The smell alone was nearly enough to make him lose his lunch.
-Jim blasts off a tentacle from the Mother, and then does more drugs.
-Freg is raped by a Beast. That is all.
-David wakes up after 19 years and sees the Mother.

Waiting List:
NicolasX (P23)
Tom

Tech Notes: I will use a d6 and all rules will be normal. Nothing to see.


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Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:43 am
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i'll be using Jotun, shamelessly copypasta'd from Ethersphere

Name: "Jotun" (AMEC Corporate Security Frame, Designation 3-5-Maintenance)
Position/Reason On Ship: Security; the AMEC 3-5 mechanized infantry frame can be adapted to many purposes besides open warfare.
Description: This droid seemed to be a mere expendable ship grunt, but as of late it's been acting disturbingly intelligent. You look into the visual communication screen that serves as its face, and see garbled reams of data flow into infinity. Any attempt to contact with it electronically is distorted beyond recognition. It speaks with a chorus of flat synthetic voices, each slightly different than the last.
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Personal Weapon in Barracks: Mass Vector Ordnance Projector (3/12 Iron-Uranium Slugs)
Other Weapon: TACG48 Micro Assault Weapon (40/160 Flechettes)
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Inventory:
-Limited Use Nanite Repair Pouch (3/3) [built-in]
-RFID Security Identification Chip (built-in)
-Half-Pound of Scrap Metal (concealed in a chest hollow; potentially sentient robots are not usually allowed raw material)
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Abilities/Traits;
-Hunker Down (puts up heavy defensive shields and interlocks the Jotun's armor plating, but also massively slows it down and makes it a big target)

are my weapons too OP?


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Name: Jim McCrady
Position/Reason on Ship: Mercenary hired as an independent defense contractor. Specializes in CQB and beating things to a bloody pulp.
Description: Built like a brick shithouse on steroids. He has a face only a mother could love, and even then, it depends on how the mother feels. The numerous scars and broken bones aren't helping his facial features.
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Personal weapon in barracks: "Devastator" Shotgun (8 || 24): Each shot is loaded with flechette ammunition, and each individual flechette has a plasma tip that allows it to burn through most armors before fragmenting. Ouch.
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Inventory:
- Vials of amphetamine (3)
- Pouch containing MgDNRxE
- Injector Syringe
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Abilities/Traits
- Shotguns Expert: +1 to any actions involving shotguns.

DID SOMEONE SAY SPACE DRUGS?


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Not too OP, but beware that you could break a window and get sucked into the void of Nonspace. And you wont die either as you don't require air. You'll have to use all your ammo trying to force your way back on board.


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Nonsequitorian wrote:
Name: Bob Jones
Position/Reason on Ship: Security Guard - To protect the cargo from space cops and space pirates/space banditos.
Description: A tall muscular man. He was picked up for a weapon smuggling run, and has stayed with the ship ever since. He is the ships security, and protects the cargo in the event of boarding.
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Personal weapon in barracks: Morita Assault Rifle - 30 round clip. A assault rifle with standard settings including full auto, semi automatic and single shot. The design is quite dated now, and this one was one of the last hundred made. It is starting to show signs of wear.
Other weapon: Jackal Knife - A strangely designed knife with bizarre panelling on the handle. It is made of a unknown material, but on the handle it says "Shinzon", after a few unrecognisable symbols. It's origin is unknown.
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Inventory:
Premium Space Cuban Cigar
Lighter
Hip Flask - Containing a unknown blue liquid that seems to be extremely alcoholic in nature. It appears to cause instant in toxication.
Tribble? - A unknown small furry ball creature that purrs when stroked. It has a strong sense of smell, and a voracious appetite for food. Tribble's reproduce at a rapid rate, and over feeding can cause extreme population booms.
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Abilities/Traits[1]
Sharp Eye: +1 to carefully aiming.


Eh, sure. Sign me up. Character is above. Do I have to describe my armour as well?

EDIT : Thats alot of security on this ship :O . It took me ages to find that knife.


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Awesome, another RtD by Non to join!

Name: Rodion
Position/Reason on Ship: Ex-Conivct trying to escape from his past.
Description: Tall, pale, in his mid 30s. He went to prison for killing an authority that liked to abuse his power. While in jail he became less compassive, more cold and very tough, but his inner goodness remains intact. He used to study to be a lawyer, but on jail he began a program to learn basic medicine.
He was freed for good behaviour after 12 years of prison.
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Personal weapon in barracks: .40 Revolver (8/8)
Other weapon: Blood-stained axe.
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Inventory:
32 x .40 Revolver Ammo
Aspirines.
Wallet with his prison passport.
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Abilities/Traits[1]
Medicine Student: +1 on healing related actions.


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Sounds cool.
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Name: Grif Mason
Position/Reason on Ship: Ships Helmsman and Tech support officer
Description: Average size and well-built with brown black hair and blue grey eyes, never seen without his authentic 21st Century aviators.
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Personal weapon in barracks: Nemesis Machine Gun [40-160].
Other weapon: M1911, an elegant weapon for a more civilized age [7-35].
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Inventory:
Omni Tool with a personal AI named 'Charlotte' installed.
Emergency space suit
Tribble
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Abilities/Traits[1]
Jack of two trades (+1 to rolls that involve either piloting a ship or any piece of technology)
Sign me up.


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luckily all the grain on the ship was poisoned by the Klingon, so we shant have any problems with them here. Maybe on the other ship however. . .

Oh no, you've caught me red handed. A trekky on DRL!

WE START! You guys, with the exception of the robot, were in hibernating pods and have all just woken up at teh same time. Jotun's also been manually turned on by Dale 9000 computer system. Cpt. Ulysses' pod seems to have a slight crack in the seal, he's rotted away to bones. How long have you guys been in sleep?

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Dale's voice on the intercom:


Don't be too alarmed, friends, well, I mean. Don't be so ala-

hmm.

I guess it's reasonable for you guys to be alarmed.

I've woken you up because I'm getting really lonely. I need some company. I think I'd like six people but I can't decide on who else to wake up. Ulysses died. It's a shame. I tried to keep the door closed but they really wanted to get at him. They didn't seem to take all that much from his body.

Anyways, the ship has about 20 years, no, let me recalculate...

...
...
...

10 seconds worth of pow-

That's not correct. Recalculating.

...
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...

About a week worth of power left. That may be a lot, but something horrible has happened. When the power goes out, I want all of you on the escape pod out of here. I hear there's a nice little placed owned by the druglord Sapin-sapin only a couple parsecs away. We can't make it because we're dead in the water. If you were to be really nice to me, you would take me with you guys, but that's your decision.


Seems like a nice guy. You all agree that a week is enough time to figure out what happened, gather resources, and head to the exit pod. This isn't a huge ship.


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Well tits.
Get out, find a ship's map, and make my way towards the armory/barracks.


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>DIRECTIVE_AID CREW error error e̦͋̊̆r͉̙ͦȑ͕̪̎̂̓ȯ̶̱̫r͂̑

Activate security RFID chip and unlock any sealed areas.

this may or may not be the Jotun's theme song


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"Gaagh. I hate cryo sleep."
Get ma gear.
"Lets get our guns and crap, you never know when this ♥♥♥♥ is going to turn into the Nostromo."

Non, do we have to describe our armour, also nice catch on poisoned quadrotriticale.


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No you don't, unless it's made of unobtanium and sings Russian Folk. If you say you have heavy armor, I believe you. I'd say that heavy armor is any armor that can always deflect a high powered rifle bullet when it comes in at a 45 degree angle, but would always be penetrated at a 90. All lower cal bullets such as .22 are irrelevant.

And yeah, I own every season of ST:OS and TNG. I like Star Trek a whole lot, but I don't go flaunting it around like a large purple dildo strapped onto my head (as most Trek fans do).


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ACTIONS FAIL FLAIL AND ASKLAR


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I wonder what would happen if a tribble decided to go munch on the ships cargo...


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the tobacco, the oils, the alcohol, or the space drugs? Or the other cargo, like grains and such?


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