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 Survive the above poster's attack 
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Post Survive the above poster's attack
The point of this game is to survive the attack of the above poster, and say how. Then, attack the poster below.

EX: Poster1: I attack with handgun

Poster2: I dodge with matrix powers
(then they attack the next poster)

A post should contain these:

A:Defense
B:Attack

Let me start,
I swing my sledgehammer at you.


Sun May 13, 2012 9:04 pm
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I block with a kick to the handle, shattering the hammer.

I throw a boulder at you.


Sun May 13, 2012 9:47 pm
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I use a large steel beam to slam the side of the boulder with shattering force, changing its course so it misses me.

I rip the pins off of three grenades and throw them all around you.


Sun May 13, 2012 9:49 pm
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I quickly pick up and throw the grenades back at you.


Sun May 13, 2012 10:02 pm
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CaveCricket48 wrote:
I quickly pick up and throw the grenades back at you.

Ahhhh, nice one, a defense as an attack.

The grenades blow up mid-air, thus not harming anyone.

I headbutt you.


Sun May 13, 2012 10:07 pm
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But since while headbutting you can't see me, I tear off my shirt and reveal my nipples to be six inch spikes and aim them at your incoming head.


Sun May 13, 2012 10:16 pm
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Roast Veg wrote:
But since while headbutting you can't see me, I tear off my shirt and reveal my nipples to be six inch spikes and aim them at your incoming head.

I grab your erect nipples and twist them.

I change the universal gravitational constant to be a lot higher.

FEAR SINGULOTH, DEVOURER OF WORLDS!


Sun May 13, 2012 10:21 pm
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I become more massive than the Earth so that I am not affected.

I stomp on you.


Sun May 13, 2012 11:39 pm
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I phase out in a flash of sparkly lights.

I show you a Flat Triangle with 270 internal degrees. with straight edges (unlike one that could be formed on a sphere).


Mon May 14, 2012 12:49 am
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I destroy the ♥♥♥♥ with my mind.

I make you do a hard math problem:
"If I have 7 oranges, and my friend has six, calculate the mass of the sun divided by 17 multiplied by 1,000 squared +812"


Mon May 14, 2012 12:59 am
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Taking the mass of the sun as S, I demonstrate that
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7+6 = 1000000/17S+812
58823.5294S = 799
S = 0.013583 arbitrary units

Then I ask you to tell me the name of these units.


Mon May 14, 2012 1:20 am
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I refuse.

I eat ALL your cookies. :3


Mon May 14, 2012 1:30 am
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I buy more.
(please more real attacking?)
I slap you. Hard.


Mon May 14, 2012 1:38 am
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I aim to slap your hand to turn it into a high-five, but I have an electric buzzer on my hand.


Mon May 14, 2012 1:51 am
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I just happen to be wearing rubber gloves.

I spew a gout of fire at you.


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