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 Survive the above poster's attack 
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I use you as a human shield (Both attack and defense)


Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:25 pm
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I eat all blueberry pies.
I vomit at you.


Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:41 pm
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I get vomit on me. I clean it with you as a towel.


Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:41 am
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I dont mind.
I throw you at bottomless hole.


Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:57 pm
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HeadcrabPL wrote:
I dont mind.
I throw you at bottomless hole.

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I took triforce of furfaggotry to protect me.

I launch peelz at you.


Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:36 pm
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Not sure if pills, or something i dont understand...

If pills, they reflect from my body armor.
They reflect at you.


Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:36 am
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I AM LOUIS.

I open wide your rib-cage and drop like confetti a multitude of nice ans sharp little razorblades, before closing back your rib-cage and forcing you to run with theses deep inside you, tearing apart your organs at east step.


Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:06 pm
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Your English is below Google translate levels and completely unreadable and you should feel ashamed. And don't give me that: "I'm not English! "bull♥♥♥♥, neither am I. You have to get your act together and put some effort into it.

This is also the very reason why everybody hates you around here, the furry stuff is annoying, but the total disregard of the English language this intolerable.


Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:58 pm
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Well, in order to keep this thread on topic I guess I have to survive Maarten's attack for the good of the whole. Not saying that was an attack, Maarten, it was more like the statement of a fact.

So therefore I use my English ancestry and the fragmentation of the language on the Isle to justify any and all grammatical errors. This is widely referred to as the "u wot m8" doctrine.

As an attack, I call Alaris the Reaper, the Dragon-God of Death to battle. Then I sit back with a pipeful of tobacco, a suit made from cloth from India, a top hat made by a man who had long since gone mad and start drinking tea as he brings me your cold corpse.


Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:36 pm
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Cockblock

I then come at you with a huge purple dildo shouting ''AAAAAALLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH''

apologies if anyone finds this completely offensive


Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:46 pm
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I block it with even bigger purple dildo.
Then i smack you with it.


Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:53 am
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maart3n wrote:
Your English is below Google translate levels and completely unreadable and you should feel ashamed. And don't give me that: "I'm not English! "bull♥♥♥♥, neither am I. You have to get your act together and put some effort into it.

This is also the very reason why everybody hates you around here, the furry stuff is annoying, but the total disregard of the English language this intolerable.


Like if you havent' seen worse than me. Posting on a Game topic only to tell me this is completely stupid, at least for me.

If you don't like my message, just ignore them, because I haven't seen you posting there, and suddently a message that have nothing to do on that topic just to tell me I have bad typing? If that's not butthurt then I might be insane. Now shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and let me enjoy this game.

I get smacked by the dildo. Dildo-smacking is my fetish, so it's not very effective. As it seems everyone is armed with dildos now, I'm gonna use my dildo chainsaw!


Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:47 am
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Ball shield.
I fire at you with a white beam from orbital dildo.
(We need to change weapons...)


Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:58 pm
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HeadcrabPL wrote:
Ball shield.
I fire at you with a white beam from orbital dildo.
(We need to change weapons...)


I was hiding on my anti-ghey shelter.

I fire at you with a anal beads-shooting AK. (better? :3c)


Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:59 pm
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Even my patience has run out.
This thread takes zero thought or effort, I let it live before because I was hoping you could all turn it into something worthwhile rather than a dildo-based post inflator.
I was wrong.

Vlads, type properly. For god's sake you can go from "perfectly legible" to "how did you ♥♥♥♥ that up" in the same sentence. Proofread your posts before you post them, look for autocorrects or typos.
Also, don't start ♥♥♥♥. You could've politely told Maarten to leave you alone, but instead you called him butthurt and said to go ♥♥♥♥ off. He may have been blunt, but he's also right.

Maart3n, be nice.


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