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 Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH 
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Because I haven't filled my Bad Idea Quota yet this week month lifetime.

This one's a bit different from my others.

  • I will take any and all players. No limit to numbers, no turning people down.
  • I will roll whenever. If I've got 2/12 actions in, I shall roll. If I have all of them in, I shall roll. This is based on "When I feel like it."
  • Prepare for nonsense. I'm not giving you a central "story" or "plot" or what have you, and I'm gonna make this DAMN silly. Anyone who's seen Mouse's original RtDs, the ones with golden elephant trunk nipples and such, that's what this is gonna be.
  • This'll be fast and unforgiving. If you roll a 1, you die. Probably messily. You CAN rejoin.

Basically, this is a hop-in, screw around Roll to Dodge for anyone who isn't sure if they want to play/would like to try but can't find an open game.
D10 for rolls, there most definitely WILL be overshots, 1 is death, 10 is overshot. Feel free to give a backstory or starting location for your character or whatever. Basically, do whatever you'd like in this, no limits this time around.


So. Who wants to play?


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I am Bodil Bodilson

I am a ten foot Armenian monkey, who starts off life with a hangover in the middle of some city somewhere. I am wearing a very tight ceased suit which outlines my glorious ripped physique.


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YEAH! This will be... interesting...

Can I use a char from another RTD, to lazy to think of a new one.


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I shall accept your challenge.

No character name. Just use my username. I shall start in the Forum games section of the forum.


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No character needed, just know that if you don't specify how to start I'll be inventing something for you.

Roast Veg (Bodil Bodilson) [10]
You are Bodil Bodilson, ten foot Armenian monkey with a hangover in Detroit. You find yourself sitting on a bench, still wearing your Ceased Suit that shows off your magnificent Monkey Physique. You can detect slight amounts of monkey poop in your pants.

unwoundpath [3]
You are some loser working in the back at McDonalds. A customer has just ordered a large fries and 3 cheeseburgers.

caekdaemon [7]
You recline in your semi-comfortable office chair, browsing the Forum Games section of your favorite forum. There seems to be a new Roll to Dodge posted, might be worth checking out.


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> Explore, and strike action poses at every reflective surface. Also find new monkey pants.


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I am entering as Geoffry. As long as I have the name, I don't care what I am.


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Hmmm. Sounds interesting. Sign up.


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Hmmm. Sounds interesting. Sign up.


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Flip dem burgers, try not to get robbed.


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Be me.


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I am Bjorn Svenson. I'm walking through whatever ambiguous city we have.


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RARARAR

Roast Veg (Bodil Bodilson) [5]
You walk past several buildings, punching all the similarly large monkeys you see in the window. Strangely they vanish when the glass shatters. You take this as a sign of their inferiority, and declare yourself Monkey King. You find your way to a large Department Store, while people stare and walk past your quickly.
Status:
- Monkey King

unwoundpath [9]
You quickly flip 4 burger patties through the air behind you, then grab a bun-cheese-lettuce-tomato combo fistful, spin around, and fire those off as well, forming 3 perfect cheeseburgers in midair. The fourth patty sails through the air and lands on the face of some 19 year old looking punk in line, who then screams and flails about, throwing a pistol out of his hoodie pocket. The pistol hits the ground and discharges, shooting the hoodlum in the ass. He runs screaming out of the McDonalds, and the entire restaurant cheers.
You've recieved a Promotion!
Status:
- Assistant Manager

caekdaemon [6]
You sign up for the game, noticing some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the same name as you, only misspelled, also posted.

Nighthawk (Geoffry) [4]
You are an armchair named Geoffry.

Tomaster [9]
Suddenly you appear on the scene, gettin ALL the ♥♥♥♥♥es. You sling your arms around a couple and chat them up. They quickly fall to your swagcharms.

Glowsticks (Bjorn Svenson) [9]
You, BJORN SVENSON, walk through the gleaming streets of the not-very-ambiguous New Asslandia. Your fine city is the first to pioneer the science of Ass Farming, and the market is proving to be a veritable goldmine. It's astounding how many people will pay good money for a good ass.


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> Look for Monkey King sized pants.


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Take more orders! Then go home for the after the work day, relaxing on computer.


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