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 Roll to Derp (22 Rolls) 
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>Do the same thing HK did to get INFINITE POWER.


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"Well I could've made them small nubs useless for either intimidation or headbutting.
Besides, I'm not done yet."
> To complement the horns, bigass claws. Like, morph my fingernails back over my fingers sorta like armor and forward a good 9 inches from my fingers. Almost like a bigass claw gauntlet. Like this, but longer in both directions.


OH. And not having broken bones would be swank as well.


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Miggles [5]
>Do the same thing HK did to get INFINITE POWER.

    You smudge the signature and almost ask for another copy, but actually, you're pretty sure your signature looks better this way. Cool.

    You should have MAGICS now.

TorrentHKU [1-3=-2]
> To complement the horns, bigass claws. Like, morph my fingernails back over my fingers sorta like armor and forward a good 9 inches from my fingers. Almost like a bigass claw gauntlet. Like this, but longer in both directions.

    You move around a bit to continue morphing when a massive wave of pain emanates from your back and pelvis. You'd totally forgotten about them - the pain is crippling, leaving you unable to focus or use your powers.

    On the bright side, the floor and your face are becoming great friends.
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  • Demon horns.
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  • All the pants.
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  • Shattered back and pelvis. (-3 to actions)


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> AS I WAS SAYING, NOT-BROKEN EVERYTHINGS
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TorrentHKU [3-3=0]
> AS I WAS SAYING, NOT-BROKEN EVERYTHINGS

    It seems you've gone from negative to zero. That's progress.

    Your back cheers you on with another wave of pain.
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> AS I WAS SAYING, NOT-BROKEN EVERYTHINGS

> THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM


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"You know... one of you should probably help him. I doubt he's going to be able to get up himself."


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"Don't get me wrong, I'll probably get it on my own eventually, but we'll all be happier if someone expedites the process.


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>ESCAPE


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"I LIVE AGAIN!"
Come back to life. Zombie style.


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Fix the borked leg. WITH STEEL. STEEL CYBORGANIC LEG.


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TorrentHKU [4-3=1]
> THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM

    Hurray! You're in the positive range now!
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  • Shattered back and pelvis. (-3 to actions)

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Izen [5]
>ESCAPE

    You rise up from the floor, cold air billowing out all around you.
    Metal bonds bind your ankles and wrists, but with a little encouragement they quickly snap open.

    You're free.


caekdaemon [3]
Come back to life. Zombie style.

    You bolt upright and scream, "I LIVE AGAIN!"

    Then you see the purple, wispy landscape of the ghost world.

    Woops. That didn't go as planned.


Harzipan [6]
Fix the borked leg. WITH STEEL. STEEL CYBORGANIC LEG.

    You toss the cyborgnetic leg aside. The name was stupid anyway.

    You have an idea for a new line of cyborg based limbs and limb accessories - Cyborganic.

    You quickly assemble a new leg, complete with a processor, cooling fan, AI, nerve connections, steel housing and support, and a nice logo to top it off.

    You press the power button, and...

    "How are you, big boy?"

    ... Is it supposed to do that?
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  • Steel sentient cyborganic leg.


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>Run before I get caught. Return to the mortal plane and become human again.


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Go for a stroll across ghost town and meet the locals!


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> FOURTH. FOURTH TIME IS THE CHARM.


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