You attempt to form a sword out of sporks. This one connects to here, and that one goes... there! One becomes two becomes ten becomes... a bunch!
Yesss, YESSSS! With your mastery over spork construction, you have crafted...
A pile of sporks.
You're awful at spork construction.
You've also managed to embed half of them in the floorboards. How the hell did you even do that, they're soft plastic sporks.Character:CrazyMLC: 
You continue lifting, getting your SICK GAINS, until your fingers slip on one of the bowling balls and lands on your foot, crushing your toes."♥♥♥♥ OW ♥♥♥♥ TOES NO ♥♥♥♥♥ GAINS ♥♥♥♥"
The bowling balls are traitors, they must be punished for their crimes.Character:TheKebbit: 
Looking through them, it's hard to recognize many people with their faces all squished up against the glass. You think you see some celebrities here and there, maybe. They all look pretty samey to be honest, squish face.
...Wait. This one.
Yeah, that's you. Huh.
Did you always have a mole there? Ew. God, this picture of you is awful, this isn't your good side at all.CaveCricket48: 
Ok this must be a joke. You tear the halves of the styrofoam box open more, refusing to believe that there's nothing of value in here. Oddly enough, you're right! In both halves, after tearing through a good bit of the styrofoam, you find a big gold bar embedded in the foam, so two in total. Well, they're certainly valuable, and definitely Loot. You stash them both in your inventory for later use.
Loot-lust satisfied, you head over to the porthole and examine the outside. Hm. Blue, lots of blue. Sea?
Nnnno. No, that's not it. There are clouds. This is the sky.
Alright, cool. You're flying.Character:caekdaemon: 
You attempt to develop an auto-5 skill! You fail miserably, and only NARROWLY avoid developing a -1 skill.Character:maart3n: 
You awake a turn late, and immediately fall out of your hammock in your sleep.
On your way down, you hit the chest beneath your hammock, and it knocks open as you wake up with a snort. Looking over, there's, uh...
A handle. Sticking out of the bottom of the chest. Huh. You grab the handle and pull, unsure what you really expect. You get a sword.
You weren't expecting that.
Jeez, this is a BIG sword too. It's as long as you are tall, blue with a flared tip and a silver tribal-ish pattern running along the blade.
Neat! Heavy tho. Works good for prying off the metal bits from the chest though.Character:Seraphimo: 
You jump out of bed, kick open the chest, and excitedly find!
They're shiny even!Character: