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Have fun in Germany! Buy that motorbike. The autobahns are exquisite!
*Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmm!*


Tue May 08, 2012 1:09 pm
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I think I just might, actually.


Tue May 08, 2012 7:39 pm
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Its been nice having you here Non. Come back soon. :grin:
When you get back you better have Autobahn pics though.


Wed May 09, 2012 12:06 am
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Used M5. Do it and be a proper Autobahn Stormer. Besides, used models tend to cost some three or four grand, and that's really a lot of bang for your buck.


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I can also just use the train. I'm going to be a near a large city. After the government guy came a day or so ago, I've gotten really excited. I'm pumped at what I'm doing. HAHA I CAN'T TELL YOU


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And what if this is an ultimately elaborated 2013's April Fool's Joke?


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He's leaving me his account details so I can use it for HILARIOUS ANTICS later.


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I always knew this was all a cons...


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He's leaving me his account details so I can use it for HILARIOUS ANTICS later.


And what if you are Non? No, what if Non is your creation?


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No no, Roast is my creation. I in fact created myself. See in the future I go back in time and become my own father, but the time police kill me when my son-me is only 18.

But seriously, no I am not joking.


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Well then, I'm reaaally curious about what you will be doing.


Is there a possibility that some day we would know?


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No, because I think you think it's a lot more interesting than it is. Just because I'm not supposed to tell you doesn't mean that I'm firing guns at evil nazis on the dark side of the moon or making deals with millionaire evil bank men or anything. What I'm going to do is much simpler, but it COULD lead into Nazi Millionaire Central Bank Cult Shootouts on the Dark Side of the Moon. Or so I'm told. I could also easily go into nonprofit work, which is more likely.

When I said they wanted me for the job, I was unsure just how much they wanted me. They freaking adore me at the offices.


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Non can't tell us what he's doing because he's signed a non-disclosure agreement. I've had to sign one of them, and I still can't talk about my job.


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That exactly. Just because the government hired me doesn't mean I'm getting my eyes replaced with laser beams. /Sarcasm



OOOoooOOOoooH does that mean I am getting my eyes replaced with laser beams, or that it's just a ridiculous idea? U MAY NEVR NOOO


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Are you getting a gun? Or robotic implants? Maybe your genetic code tweaked a bit? A bank account?

Are you getting an apartment? Or maybe lessons for piloting helicopters? A jetpack? Is there a chance, and I hope there isn't, that you will be killed and/or tortured?

Are you going to defuse C-4? Or destroy Skynet? Will you know if the human really reached the moon?

Are you going to get paid? How much?


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I get paid by having money lined into my bank account, but it wont be enough for much more than transport, food, and alcohol. I will have a house and running water and electricity. Internet is not a given, but highly probable. I don't want to say I need a gun, because I am so bad at shooting. I will be destroying Skynet (those bastards).

It's complicated how this works. I'm not even sure. I'm not allowed a job outside of my work, but I'll have one that I say I do even though I wont (Like, I'll be "working as an icecream man," if anybody asks). You know how it goes.


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