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 I'm feeling generous 
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♥♥♥♥ i give up


Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:21 am
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Well I've got half a bottle of vodka in me and a blueberry ale. So here's the deal:

BONUS ROUND: SUGGEST YOUR TITLE AND AT SOME POINT IN YOUR POST SAY 'I AM TRYING TO APPEAL TO DRUNK DAUSS'

IF YOU MANAGE TO DO THAT WHILE I'M INEBRIATED ENOUGH TO GIVE A ♥♥♥♥, I MIGHT JUST GIVE YOU THAT TITLE, BUT BE CAREFUL, IF YOU DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH I WILL DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE TO YOU WHEN I SOBER UP!

Seriously, I have a post it note application open and will note that I am to do something terrible to you. Yes Miggles, you are still on this list.


Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:32 am
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I was gonna vote for that one by Dummy Commander for Thread of the Year.
I changed my mind, this gets it.


Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:53 am
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Harbinger of the ApocaDauss

Well. That's my last shot. Only because I AM TRYING TO APPEAL TO DRUNK DAUSS


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Harzipan wrote:
Harbinger of the ApocaDauss

Well. That's my last shot. Only because I AM TRYING TO APPEAL TO DRUNK DAUSS


Oh, oh man.

Oh man. No. Oh man no.

No.


Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:06 am
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TorrentHKU wrote:
I was gonna vote for that one by Dummy Commander for Thread of the Year.
I changed my mind, this gets it.

This is tied for my favourite thread ever, the second is about poop.


Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:07 am
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"Am stupid for Trying to Appeal to Drunk Dauss" - Because I AM TRYING TO APPEAL TO DRUNK DAUSS.


Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:32 am
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< haha i am funny and original look at me pay attention to me


Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:50 am
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Neversoft*
♥♥♥♥ Joke
BECAUSE I AM TRYING TO BE DESPERATE AND APPEAL TO DRUNK DAUSS
Oh god I hope he doesn't give me this one. And by this one I mean ♥♥♥♥ Joke.
*Neversoft is not, and never will be my suggestion to anyone, anywhere.


Sat Jul 28, 2012 6:07 am
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"Stupidity inbound --->"

Because I still feel it's good f or me and I AM TRYING TO APPEAL TO DRUNK DAUSS.

EDIT: I looked at the post time and I regret that.


Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:14 pm
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time to be a ladylike and appeal the ♥♥♥♥ out of a drunk dauss

"daussian slur" and/or "victim of daussian distribution"

Because hey might as well pun it up when said distribution makes it highly unlikely to get any title whatsoever. The approximate formula is "(daussian humor * daussian alcohol promille) - ♥♥♥♥ = percentage chance". The ♥♥♥♥ depends on how unfunny the title is, but typically brings the chance down to negatives. Daussian humor is a mysterious coefficient that nobody knows the exact value of.

awaiting face punching


Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:41 pm
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I'm At The Pizza Hut

Miggles: I'm At The Taco Bell


Sat Jul 28, 2012 10:08 pm
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Why would I appeal to a Drunk Dauss? ... sounds a bit like SPUNK SAUCE ;3
... and that would be

MOST APPEALING




I can think of all kinds of titles that take the ♥♥♥♥ out of your usernames. Might not be funny though...

Mackarel:
BASS DROP
HOOK + LINE + SINKER
HOLY FISH
LIGHTLY BATTERED
IT'S A TRAP

... and so on.


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When my hangover isn't muddling my brain I am going to destroy most of you.


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NAVIGATOR OF DRUNKEN SPAAAACE


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