You get lots of commies chasing a Tsar.
I insert a gatling rocket launcher.

You get this JPG and this video
I insert #42

You get Alexandr Orlov's book, a simple's life. Not quite the meaning of life you were looking for, but close.

I insert the essence of life itself.

You get a group of alchemists who start to praise you.
I insert an awesome quote.

"PLEASE STOP THE BLOOD"
I insert the color orange.

The vending machine has encountered an error and needs to close, would you like to send an error report?

I click "Send".

You get nothing.
I insert some nice, pink flowers.

You get a very bad smell.
I insert a webcam.

You get a dead bird on cam.

I insert a red checkerboard pattern.

Your mother pops out, crushing you with her tremendous girth.
I insert a CATENATIVE DOOMSDAY DICE CASCADER.

You get a 7-sided dice.

I insert Windows 95.

You get a slow computer not even able to browse modern web sites.

I insert Hyperion110.

You get Tediore, Vladof, Dahl, S&S Munitions, Maliwan, Torque, Jakobs and Atlus competition.

I insert Lizard.

You get a three times the size tin-can balanced mushroom zombie robot bunker.

I insert the Enigma.

You get a brit who says "I hacked it! Go me!".

I insert BBC.