Had some green beer with some buddies, dye everywhere. Not as much as I'd like, in other words.

I tried to strike a relatively-douchy-but-not-too-much pose. And shut up, $2400 is a lot to me. Also, I'm from the future.

More money than I have.

Shitty webcam picture go!

DERP

Better than those pictures of "gangsters" holding 127 bucks

wow you sucked 240 clowns?

naw just kiddin with you im jealous as ♥♥♥♥. i got maybe 40 bucks on me. why do you have so much money?

Well around $400-$600 is from babysitting, then around $300 from selling old PS2 games because my sister's old roommate stole the PS2 whilst she was incarcerated, I sold two old computers for a total of $800+ and the rest was either other odd jobs (shoveling, raking leaves, menial electrical work, roofing, etc.) or selling old things o' mine.

And I though getting 630 bucks out of a part-time job was pretty good.

Well I rarely spend my money, 'cos I don't really have anything to buy. I've been looking for a car, though, so that'll probably eliminate my net worth.

You look 13, how are you going to drive a car?

I'm getting my temps in a couple months. You have to be pretty absent-minded, seeing as I have to remind you my age every time I post another picture after you goad me about my apparent age.

I have $12.


At most.

I found a beat-to-all-shit Trans Am on Craigslist - all the parts are there, and it's only $1500, so I'm thinkin' I'm gonna jump for that. Although, I'm a lazy bastard so I may just forget about not having air conditioning, never doing anything about the engine being fully exposed, or ignoring the plethora of other problems present.

My only only advice is to get a rear wheel drive car. You'll thank me when doing corners in a rainy day.

Used fast cars are usually not worth the money. If they're fast they've been driven at ridiculous speeds for most of their life.

And don't blow all your money on your first car. I can almost guarantee you that you will burn out the gearbox in a real short time (unless you go for automatic (like most american pussy's)).

Keep away from big block engines. They may look good and enlarge your penis, but the weight to power ratio is probably ridiculously low and the you'll be doing 5 gallons per 60 miles.

Don't go for anything under 4 cylinders. 3 cylinders may sound good for economy, but it actually isn't, since you'll have to mash your foot to the floor to do 60 and burn a lot more fuel.